1 00:00:31,448 --> 00:00:34,941 [Motorcycle Approaching] 2 00:00:56,940 --> 00:00:59,034 Ohh! Ha! 3 00:00:59,109 --> 00:01:02,204 [ Laughing] 4 00:01:37,747 --> 00:01:41,343 [ Laughing] 5 00:01:48,091 --> 00:01:50,890 [Groaning] 6 00:01:50,960 --> 00:01:54,055 ♪♪ [Country] 7 00:01:55,231 --> 00:01:59,191 ♪ My engine puffin' steam ♪ 8 00:01:59,269 --> 00:02:03,707 ♪ And I was grindin' out your heart too fast ♪ 9 00:02:03,773 --> 00:02:06,538 ♪ I was burnin' down the rails ♪ 10 00:02:06,609 --> 00:02:08,840 ♪ To keep the way♪♪ 11 00:02:08,912 --> 00:02:12,815 ♪♪ [Radio Station Changing, Country Western] 12 00:02:12,882 --> 00:02:17,047 ♪ Ah, cat up the hill Tearin' down, dress right ♪ 13 00:02:17,120 --> 00:02:19,055 ♪ A man after my own heart♪♪ 14 00:02:19,122 --> 00:02:21,057 [Radio Station Changing] 15 00:02:21,124 --> 00:02:24,959 [Announcer] Winds, decreasing tonight, becoming easterly tomorrow. 16 00:02:25,028 --> 00:02:28,192 [Radio Station Changing] ♪ Look how far we've come ♪ 17 00:02:28,264 --> 00:02:31,359 ♪ Look how far ♪ 18 00:02:31,434 --> 00:02:33,994 ♪ A car A car ♪ 19 00:02:34,070 --> 00:02:37,302 ♪ My kingdom for a car♪♪ 20 00:02:37,373 --> 00:02:39,308 [Station Changing] 21 00:02:39,375 --> 00:02:41,970 [Announcer] Start with Kraft macaroni and cheese dinner. 22 00:02:42,045 --> 00:02:44,014 [Station Changing] ♪ He had the blood ♪ 23 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:48,518 ♪ And there never was a horse like the Tennessee stud♪♪ 24 00:02:51,888 --> 00:02:54,323 [Man] Oh, man. [Radio Clicks Off] 25 00:02:56,059 --> 00:02:59,518 [Man Singing Off-key] ♪ Santa called his elves together ♪ 26 00:02:59,596 --> 00:03:01,895 ♪ To soup up his old sleigh ♪ 27 00:03:01,965 --> 00:03:05,163 ♪ So Rudolph and the other reindeer ♪ 28 00:03:05,235 --> 00:03:07,670 ♪ Could rest on Christmas Day ♪ 29 00:03:07,737 --> 00:03:10,969 ♪ He's got a million miles to travel ♪ 30 00:03:11,040 --> 00:03:13,669 ♪ And he'll do it in one day ♪ 31 00:03:13,743 --> 00:03:16,770 ♪ Oh, that's because old Santa Claus ♪ 32 00:03:16,846 --> 00:03:20,749 ♪ Has a souped-up Santa sleigh ♪♪ 33 00:03:23,419 --> 00:03:25,354 ♪♪ [Humming] 34 00:04:09,465 --> 00:04:12,401 ♪♪ [ Humming] 35 00:04:13,803 --> 00:04:16,864 [ Urinating] 36 00:04:39,962 --> 00:04:41,897 [Man Moaning] 37 00:04:43,700 --> 00:04:45,635 [Muttering] 38 00:04:53,076 --> 00:04:55,739 [Truck Approaching] 39 00:05:05,254 --> 00:05:07,382 [ Breathing Heavily] 40 00:05:10,927 --> 00:05:14,796 [Coyote Howling] [Man Moans] 41 00:05:25,108 --> 00:05:27,100 Hey. [ Moans] 42 00:05:29,379 --> 00:05:31,473 What's the matter with you? 43 00:05:31,547 --> 00:05:34,574 Hey! What are you doin' out here? 44 00:05:34,650 --> 00:05:36,846 [ Moans] 45 00:05:36,919 --> 00:05:39,013 Come on. Get up. 46 00:05:39,088 --> 00:05:41,785 What happened? [Groans] 47 00:05:41,858 --> 00:05:43,952 Come on. Get up. 48 00:05:44,026 --> 00:05:45,961 [Grunts] 49 00:05:48,164 --> 00:05:51,157 [ Mutters, Laughs] 50 00:05:51,234 --> 00:05:54,170 Come on, old man. You're gonna be all right. 51 00:06:02,245 --> 00:06:04,180 [Grunts] 52 00:06:11,320 --> 00:06:13,448 [Coyote Howls] 53 00:06:15,258 --> 00:06:18,353 [ Moaning, Shivering] 54 00:06:19,595 --> 00:06:21,587 [ Exhales] I'm gonna get you some help. 55 00:06:21,664 --> 00:06:25,499 No! No doctor. Yeah. There's a town about three miles up the road. 56 00:06:25,568 --> 00:06:28,800 No. No. Yeah. Get that heater to work. 57 00:06:28,871 --> 00:06:32,535 No, no. It's okay. It ain't okay! It ain't okay! 58 00:06:32,608 --> 00:06:34,702 Here. 59 00:06:34,777 --> 00:06:38,214 Aw, come on, man! You'll be all right. 60 00:06:58,768 --> 00:07:01,670 [Coughs] 61 00:07:05,408 --> 00:07:08,435 Well, we ain't gonna get into town none too soon. 62 00:07:08,511 --> 00:07:11,572 No doctors. Aw, they ain't got a doctor in Arden, 63 00:07:11,647 --> 00:07:13,843 they just got a public health nurse. 64 00:07:13,916 --> 00:07:15,851 No nurses. 65 00:07:17,920 --> 00:07:20,287 You don't like nurses either? No, I don't. 66 00:07:22,625 --> 00:07:24,685 All right. All right. [Shivers] 67 00:07:28,531 --> 00:07:30,500 I'm not goin' to Arden! 68 00:07:30,566 --> 00:07:34,003 [ Laughs] 69 00:07:35,071 --> 00:07:38,132 Ah. Okay. Take it easy. 70 00:07:38,207 --> 00:07:40,176 Where are you goin'? 71 00:07:40,243 --> 00:07:43,577 I'm going to Vegas. You are, huh? [Laughs] 72 00:07:43,646 --> 00:07:46,514 You know, if you don't beat all. 73 00:07:46,582 --> 00:07:50,314 Strange, old, weird, old wino, layin' out in the middle of the desert, 74 00:07:50,386 --> 00:07:53,015 everybody driving by and nobody's even seeing ya. 75 00:07:53,089 --> 00:07:56,184 I pick you up; I put you in my truck; I'm takin' you where it's safe. 76 00:07:56,259 --> 00:07:59,024 And what do you do? You give me a hard time. You rag me, you bug me. 77 00:08:00,463 --> 00:08:03,763 No. No stops, please. 78 00:08:03,833 --> 00:08:06,530 [Coughing] 79 00:08:06,602 --> 00:08:10,095 ♪♪ [Country, Faint] 80 00:08:12,441 --> 00:08:15,070 [Police Radio Dispatcher, Indistinct] ♪♪ [Country] 81 00:08:17,013 --> 00:08:18,948 [Driver] Goin' home to Gabbs. 82 00:08:19,015 --> 00:08:20,984 [Old Man] What do you do in Gabbs? 83 00:08:21,050 --> 00:08:24,111 [Driver] Well, I work in a plant, a magnesium plant, you know. 84 00:08:24,186 --> 00:08:27,054 I've had a lot of jobs, but, uh, 85 00:08:27,123 --> 00:08:29,149 I can't seem to get the right one. 86 00:08:29,225 --> 00:08:31,194 You know, when I was a milkman, 87 00:08:31,260 --> 00:08:34,560 I used to go around and see these wives would be at home, 88 00:08:34,630 --> 00:08:38,067 and their husbands would be out working graveyard, night shift, and I thought about that. 89 00:08:38,134 --> 00:08:41,593 I said maybe I should do that. So I went around and I applied for a job... 90 00:08:41,671 --> 00:08:46,473 at places like McDonnell Douglas, Northrop, Hughes. 91 00:08:46,542 --> 00:08:49,740 - Well, what happened there? - They didn't want me. 92 00:08:49,812 --> 00:08:51,713 What a shame. 93 00:08:55,117 --> 00:08:57,985 How come you keep sayin' that, "What a shame"? 94 00:08:58,054 --> 00:09:01,081 Well, I might've done something. 95 00:09:01,157 --> 00:09:03,649 Like what? 96 00:09:04,860 --> 00:09:07,830 I'm Howard Hughes. 97 00:09:10,733 --> 00:09:14,295 [Scoffs] Well, uh. 98 00:09:14,370 --> 00:09:18,705 Well, you know, listen. I believe anybody can call themselves whatever they want. 99 00:09:29,619 --> 00:09:32,521 I got this stuff from my sister. Gonna put it in my trailer. 100 00:09:32,588 --> 00:09:35,422 What did you say your name was? Dummar. 101 00:09:35,491 --> 00:09:39,360 Melvin, first name. 102 00:09:39,428 --> 00:09:41,363 You're kiddin' me, Melvin. 103 00:09:44,567 --> 00:09:46,536 Now, listen, buddy. Yeah. 104 00:09:46,602 --> 00:09:49,697 You wanna do me a favor? Depends on what it is. 105 00:09:49,772 --> 00:09:52,765 Well, you see, I wrote this song. No! 106 00:09:54,877 --> 00:09:58,075 It's a Christmas song. You'll like it. It's called "Santa's Souped-up Sleigh." 107 00:09:58,147 --> 00:10:00,082 Oh, God. 108 00:10:00,149 --> 00:10:02,584 See, what I did was I wrote the words, and then I sent the words... 109 00:10:02,652 --> 00:10:04,712 in to the Hollywood Music Company. 110 00:10:04,787 --> 00:10:08,224 They make the music up for you. Cost 70 bucks, but it's worth it. 111 00:10:08,290 --> 00:10:11,055 - Here's how it goes. Ya wanna hear it? - No, I don't. 112 00:10:11,127 --> 00:10:14,154 [Off-key] ♪ Santa called his elves together ♪ 113 00:10:14,230 --> 00:10:16,699 ♪ To soup up his old sleigh ♪ 114 00:10:16,766 --> 00:10:19,429 ♪ So Rudolph and the other reindeer ♪ 115 00:10:19,502 --> 00:10:21,596 ♪ Could rest on Christmas Day ♪ 116 00:10:21,671 --> 00:10:25,733 [ Moans] ♪ He's got a million miles to travel ♪ 117 00:10:25,808 --> 00:10:28,277 ♪ And he'll do it in one day ♪ 118 00:10:28,344 --> 00:10:32,281 ♪ And that's why Santa Claus has a souped-up Santa sleigh ♪ 119 00:10:32,348 --> 00:10:35,614 Enough, sir. Come on, you haven't even heard the good part yet. 120 00:10:35,685 --> 00:10:40,055 It's dramatic narration. It's like Red Sovine. 121 00:10:40,122 --> 00:10:42,114 [ Loudly] Hey, up there, fat man! [ Moans] 122 00:10:42,191 --> 00:10:46,060 What are you doin' on my roof? Why, I don't care if you are Santa Claus! 123 00:10:46,128 --> 00:10:48,996 Please stop. What's the matter? 124 00:10:49,065 --> 00:10:52,399 - My ear. - I told you we should've stopped back there. 125 00:10:52,468 --> 00:10:56,667 It's the sound. What d'you mean? 126 00:10:56,739 --> 00:10:59,402 Your song. 127 00:10:59,475 --> 00:11:03,674 Boy, you can be cruel. Did anybody ever tell you that? You can be real cruel. 128 00:11:05,014 --> 00:11:06,983 I have an aversion to song. 129 00:11:07,049 --> 00:11:09,712 That's what makes you an old asshole. 130 00:11:09,785 --> 00:11:12,880 Now, just sing along with me. This is the chorus. 131 00:11:12,955 --> 00:11:15,390 ♪ He's got a rocket burnin' mighty quick ♪ 132 00:11:15,458 --> 00:11:17,689 ♪ Turnin' souped-up Santa's sleigh ♪ 133 00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:21,856 ♪ He comes in like a streak of light and he goes out the same way ♪ 134 00:11:21,931 --> 00:11:24,924 Got it? [Groans] No, I don't know. 135 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:29,301 Listen, man. You sing this, or you walk. 136 00:11:29,371 --> 00:11:33,900 Okay? "He's got a rocket burnin' mighty quick, turnin' souped-up Santa's sleigh." 137 00:11:33,976 --> 00:11:37,538 [Together] ♪ He's got a rocket burnin' mighty quick ♪ 138 00:11:37,613 --> 00:11:40,048 ♪ Turnin' souped-up Santa's sleigh ♪ 139 00:11:40,116 --> 00:11:42,381 You got it. You're gettin' it. Okay, one more time. 140 00:11:42,451 --> 00:11:45,353 [Together] ♪ He's got a rocket burnin' mighty quick ♪ 141 00:11:45,421 --> 00:11:48,482 ♪ Turnin' souped-up Santa's sleigh ♪ 142 00:11:48,557 --> 00:11:51,425 Hey, now, fat man! I told you to get off my roof! 143 00:11:51,494 --> 00:11:54,020 That chimney's too small, and you're gonna fall. 144 00:11:54,096 --> 00:11:57,430 Come on down off that roof! Now, this is the last verse. 145 00:11:57,500 --> 00:12:00,129 "When you hear that rocket roar, 146 00:12:00,202 --> 00:12:03,297 you know Santa's on his way." You ready? 147 00:12:03,372 --> 00:12:08,436 [Together] ♪ When you hear that rocket roar you know Santa's on his way ♪ 148 00:12:08,511 --> 00:12:12,380 "But he'll be back again next year in his souped-up Santa sleigh." 149 00:12:12,448 --> 00:12:15,247 ♪ But he'll be back again next year ♪ 150 00:12:15,317 --> 00:12:18,378 ♪ In his souped-up Santa sleigh ♪♪ 151 00:12:18,454 --> 00:12:20,719 [Chuckles] Hey! That's great, man. Hey, you know what? 152 00:12:20,790 --> 00:12:22,725 What? You sounded good. 153 00:12:22,792 --> 00:12:27,059 Ah, come on. You did! Didn't anybody ever tell you you could sing? 154 00:12:27,129 --> 00:12:29,963 No. [Scoffs] Let's hear one of yours. 155 00:12:30,032 --> 00:12:31,967 I don't know any songs. 156 00:12:32,034 --> 00:12:35,368 Oh, come on. You must know one. How about-- 157 00:12:35,437 --> 00:12:38,100 Do anything. Do, uh, "Love Me Tender," "Don't Be Cruel." 158 00:12:38,174 --> 00:12:40,405 "My Woman, My Woman, My Wife." Anything. 159 00:12:40,476 --> 00:12:42,570 I don't know any songs. 160 00:12:42,645 --> 00:12:46,446 My father was the singer of the family. I played the saxophone. 161 00:12:46,515 --> 00:12:51,044 "When the Sunset Turns the Ocean Blue to Gold." 162 00:12:52,788 --> 00:12:55,121 "Bill Bailey." 163 00:12:55,191 --> 00:12:59,287 He'd say, "Sonny, you do the verse and I'll take the chorus." 164 00:12:59,361 --> 00:13:02,229 And off he'd go. 165 00:13:03,732 --> 00:13:07,134 Well. Well, I mean, don't you know any song? 166 00:13:08,771 --> 00:13:10,706 "Bye, Bye, Blackbird." 167 00:13:10,773 --> 00:13:13,106 There you go! There you go. Hey. 168 00:13:13,175 --> 00:13:16,441 Oh, sorry. Lay it on me, old-timer. 169 00:13:16,512 --> 00:13:18,811 Ah, don't be crazy. 170 00:13:18,881 --> 00:13:21,407 Ladies and gentlemen, it's been a great show. 171 00:13:21,483 --> 00:13:23,452 Now we have a special attraction: 172 00:13:23,519 --> 00:13:26,819 an old old-timer with a new, new song. 173 00:13:26,889 --> 00:13:30,382 He's been strummin' and playin' all his life, so let's hear it for the old old-timer... 174 00:13:30,459 --> 00:13:32,951 and "Bye, Bye, Blackbird!" Take it! 175 00:13:38,734 --> 00:13:40,726 Come on. Sing it. 176 00:13:44,773 --> 00:13:46,708 [Coughs] 177 00:13:51,180 --> 00:13:55,379 ♪♪ [ Humming "Bye, Bye, Blackbird"] 178 00:14:00,990 --> 00:14:03,892 That's nice! That's real nice, but I don't think I heard any words. 179 00:14:03,959 --> 00:14:05,894 Got any words? 180 00:14:09,899 --> 00:14:14,360 ♪ Pack up all my cares and woe ♪ 181 00:14:14,436 --> 00:14:16,371 ♪ Here I go ♪ 182 00:14:16,438 --> 00:14:19,135 ♪ Singin' low ♪ 183 00:14:19,208 --> 00:14:22,667 ♪ Bye, bye, blackbird ♪ 184 00:14:24,313 --> 00:14:28,409 ♪ Where somebody waits for me ♪ 185 00:14:28,484 --> 00:14:32,888 ♪ Sugar's sweet So is she ♪ 186 00:14:32,955 --> 00:14:35,925 [Together] ♪ Bye, bye ♪ 187 00:14:35,991 --> 00:14:37,960 ♪ Blackbird ♪ 188 00:14:38,027 --> 00:14:42,294 ♪ No one here can love ♪ 189 00:14:42,364 --> 00:14:47,064 ♪ Or understand me ♪ 190 00:14:47,136 --> 00:14:50,334 ♪ Oh, what hard luck stories ♪ 191 00:14:50,406 --> 00:14:54,935 ♪ They all hand me ♪ 192 00:14:55,010 --> 00:14:58,538 ♪ So ♪ 193 00:14:58,614 --> 00:15:01,015 ♪ Make my bed ♪ 194 00:15:01,083 --> 00:15:04,645 ♪ And light the light ♪ 195 00:15:04,720 --> 00:15:09,590 ♪ I'll be home late tonight ♪ 196 00:15:12,027 --> 00:15:13,962 ♪ Blackbird ♪ 197 00:15:15,030 --> 00:15:18,057 ♪ Blackbird ♪ 198 00:15:18,133 --> 00:15:20,102 [Together] ♪ Blackbird ♪ 199 00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:25,369 ♪ Bye, bye ♪♪ 200 00:15:28,277 --> 00:15:30,212 Mmm. 201 00:15:34,216 --> 00:15:36,879 [Thunder Rumbling] 202 00:16:02,478 --> 00:16:05,038 [Wiper Switch Clicks] 203 00:16:09,885 --> 00:16:12,616 [Dog Barks] 204 00:16:12,688 --> 00:16:14,623 [Inhales] 205 00:16:17,926 --> 00:16:19,952 Greasewood. 206 00:16:25,801 --> 00:16:27,736 [Inhales] 207 00:16:28,904 --> 00:16:31,169 Sage. 208 00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:35,109 [Inhales] Nothin' like the smell of the desert after the rain. 209 00:16:35,177 --> 00:16:38,841 [Bird Chirps] [Inhales] 210 00:16:38,914 --> 00:16:40,849 Greasewood and sage. 211 00:17:08,343 --> 00:17:11,074 [ Melvin] I'll let you out at the Salvation Army? 212 00:17:11,146 --> 00:17:14,776 No. Let me out over there. Okay. 213 00:17:34,970 --> 00:17:36,905 Stop. 214 00:17:39,508 --> 00:17:42,103 Here? This is the place. 215 00:17:42,177 --> 00:17:45,875 Well, what d'you got, a friend that works in the kitchen or somethin'? 216 00:17:47,783 --> 00:17:49,718 [ Rattling Door Handle] Aah. 217 00:17:49,785 --> 00:17:51,811 How the hell do you get out of this thing? 218 00:17:51,887 --> 00:17:54,447 Oh, just-- [Sighs] 219 00:17:56,959 --> 00:17:59,861 Well, I had a good time, pal. Aah! 220 00:17:59,928 --> 00:18:04,559 Oh. Sorry. Look. You better take care of that arm. 221 00:18:04,633 --> 00:18:06,568 Yeah. 222 00:18:11,707 --> 00:18:14,040 You got any money? 223 00:18:16,011 --> 00:18:19,140 [Sighs] Oh, boy. 224 00:18:19,214 --> 00:18:22,446 Well. [Chuckles] 225 00:18:22,518 --> 00:18:24,453 You're somethin' else. 226 00:18:28,657 --> 00:18:31,024 [Chuckles] That's it. That's all I got. 227 00:18:31,093 --> 00:18:33,028 [ Laughs] 228 00:18:37,766 --> 00:18:41,032 [Groans] 229 00:18:41,103 --> 00:18:45,336 Take care of yourself, will ya? Yeah. Thank you, Melvin. 230 00:18:46,408 --> 00:18:48,343 Okay. 231 00:18:55,150 --> 00:18:57,085 [ Laughs] 232 00:19:06,161 --> 00:19:10,098 ♪♪ [ Humming "Santa's Souped-up Sleigh"] 233 00:19:20,008 --> 00:19:21,943 [Coins Hitting Pavement] 234 00:19:29,952 --> 00:19:33,184 ♪♪ 235 00:19:44,166 --> 00:19:47,898 ♪ Some folks are born made to wave the flag ♪ 236 00:19:47,970 --> 00:19:51,737 ♪ Ooh They're red, white and blue ♪ 237 00:19:51,807 --> 00:19:55,209 ♪ And when the band plays "Hail to the Chief" ♪ 238 00:19:55,277 --> 00:19:58,372 ♪ Ooh, they point the cannon at you ♪ 239 00:19:58,447 --> 00:20:00,746 ♪ It ain't me ♪ 240 00:20:00,816 --> 00:20:05,720 ♪ It ain't me I ain't no senator's son Son ♪ 241 00:20:05,787 --> 00:20:09,656 ♪ It ain't me It ain't me ♪ 242 00:20:09,725 --> 00:20:12,661 ♪ I ain't no fortunate one No♪♪ [Radio Clicks Off] 243 00:20:12,728 --> 00:20:14,663 [Horse Whinnying] 244 00:20:16,932 --> 00:20:19,401 [ Kiss] Goin' to work now? 245 00:20:19,468 --> 00:20:23,963 No, honey. I--I'm home. I'm working nights this week. 246 00:20:24,039 --> 00:20:25,974 Go to sleep. 247 00:20:30,679 --> 00:20:33,911 [Sighs] 248 00:20:43,759 --> 00:20:45,694 [ Kiss] 249 00:20:49,831 --> 00:20:52,596 Hey. 250 00:20:52,668 --> 00:20:55,661 Mmm. Mm-hmm. 251 00:20:58,073 --> 00:20:59,541 [Dog Barking] 252 00:20:59,608 --> 00:21:02,373 [Melvin Snoring] 253 00:21:04,012 --> 00:21:06,709 [Truck Door Opening] 254 00:21:19,361 --> 00:21:23,059 [Woman] Oh, no. Repossessed again. 255 00:21:24,132 --> 00:21:26,067 [Dog Barking] 256 00:21:34,543 --> 00:21:38,446 [Engine Starting] Right. 257 00:21:45,821 --> 00:21:48,620 [Yawns] 258 00:21:48,690 --> 00:21:52,024 - [Truck Horn Honks] - [Snoring] 259 00:21:52,094 --> 00:21:54,120 Mom. Shh. 260 00:21:57,265 --> 00:22:00,133 [Rooster Crowing] [Truck Engine Running] 261 00:22:05,941 --> 00:22:08,001 [Whispering] Come on. 262 00:22:08,076 --> 00:22:10,671 [ Bag Rustles] Shh! 263 00:22:21,823 --> 00:22:23,689 Good-bye, Melvin. 264 00:22:33,468 --> 00:22:35,960 Lynda! 265 00:22:36,037 --> 00:22:38,632 Mom, what's going on? We have to leave, scoot over. 266 00:22:41,410 --> 00:22:43,936 [ Lynda] Hey, where are we going? 267 00:22:44,012 --> 00:22:46,345 [ Man] Headed to Reno. [Girl] Reno? 268 00:22:46,415 --> 00:22:49,112 Hey! Lynda! 269 00:22:49,184 --> 00:22:52,245 [Girl] So long, Dad! 270 00:22:52,320 --> 00:22:54,516 [Glass Shattering] [Lynda] You said no strings attached! 271 00:22:54,589 --> 00:22:56,683 [Man] You said no strings attached. I didn't say no-- 272 00:22:56,758 --> 00:22:58,989 [Lynda] You were doin' me a favor! 273 00:22:59,060 --> 00:23:00,926 You and that brat deserve each other! 274 00:23:00,996 --> 00:23:05,263 - [Girl] How're we gonna pay for this? - [Winces] 275 00:23:05,333 --> 00:23:08,701 [Tires Squealing, Truck Leaving] With a job. 276 00:23:08,770 --> 00:23:10,705 What job? 277 00:23:13,108 --> 00:23:17,341 [ Moaning] I don't know. I guess-- 278 00:23:17,412 --> 00:23:21,315 I don't know. Oh. A job. 279 00:23:21,383 --> 00:23:24,251 I think I wanna go home. 280 00:23:24,319 --> 00:23:26,311 I can't go home. 281 00:23:27,456 --> 00:23:29,755 I miss my friends. 282 00:23:33,228 --> 00:23:36,528 And Daddy? Yeah. I miss him. 283 00:23:36,598 --> 00:23:39,500 [Moans] I'm sorry. 284 00:23:41,102 --> 00:23:45,130 [Man On P.A.] Making all local connections bound for Las Vegas. 285 00:23:45,207 --> 00:23:49,804 Stopping at Sparks, Stillwater, Bathertown, Did you get it? 286 00:23:49,878 --> 00:23:52,507 DeSotoville, Gabbs-- Yeah. 287 00:23:52,581 --> 00:23:55,847 Come on. Let's get you something to eat. 288 00:23:55,917 --> 00:24:00,685 ♪ Amazing grace used to be ♪ Hey, mister, got a knife? 289 00:24:00,755 --> 00:24:02,917 ♪ Her favorite song ♪ You bet. 290 00:24:02,991 --> 00:24:04,983 Darcy, go get the knife. 291 00:24:05,060 --> 00:24:09,521 ♪♪ [Continues] Don't cut yourself with it, now. Okay? 292 00:24:09,598 --> 00:24:11,567 Could I help you? [Man] Coffee. 293 00:24:11,633 --> 00:24:15,900 Thank you so much. [Counterman] You're welcome. 294 00:24:18,006 --> 00:24:20,976 Hand me that plate right over there, Darcy. Hurry up. 295 00:24:24,846 --> 00:24:26,838 Go get some mustard. 296 00:24:28,783 --> 00:24:30,615 Excuse me. 297 00:24:30,685 --> 00:24:34,417 Now, when you get to Gabbs, be sure and get off. All right? 298 00:24:34,489 --> 00:24:37,254 All right. Okay. And don't get off before then. 299 00:24:37,325 --> 00:24:40,386 Anybody talks to you, anybody suspicious, just don't talk back. 300 00:24:40,462 --> 00:24:42,397 Just move-- Do you want ketchup? Yeah. 301 00:24:42,464 --> 00:24:46,492 ♪ Amazing grace ♪ Well, go get it. 302 00:24:46,568 --> 00:24:49,800 ♪ Used to be her favorite song ♪ Just go and talk to the driver. 303 00:24:49,871 --> 00:24:51,965 Tell Nel and Morris hello. 304 00:24:52,040 --> 00:24:53,633 Everything okay? Just fine. 305 00:24:53,708 --> 00:24:57,236 Thank you very much. [P.A.] For the Las Vegas bus. 306 00:24:57,312 --> 00:25:01,249 Final call for Las Vegas. That's you. 307 00:25:01,316 --> 00:25:03,148 Okay. 308 00:25:07,822 --> 00:25:10,291 [Woman] Bye, bye. 309 00:25:19,134 --> 00:25:21,069 Here's your ticket. 310 00:25:22,304 --> 00:25:24,239 Go sit down. 311 00:25:33,949 --> 00:25:35,884 Hey, hey! 312 00:25:38,286 --> 00:25:41,051 I forgot. Thanks. 313 00:25:44,926 --> 00:25:47,623 Thanks for the sandwich, Mom. 314 00:25:56,137 --> 00:25:58,129 Hey, hey! Wait, wait, wait. 315 00:25:59,274 --> 00:26:02,108 How's your mom doin'? 316 00:26:02,177 --> 00:26:04,942 She's fine. Okay. 317 00:26:06,414 --> 00:26:08,349 Let's go. 318 00:26:10,118 --> 00:26:12,644 [Machinery Droning, Whining] 319 00:26:28,637 --> 00:26:31,869 You can't go on like this, Mel. What're you talkin' about? 320 00:26:31,940 --> 00:26:34,774 Mopin' around like a baby. Lynda will be back. 321 00:26:35,910 --> 00:26:38,470 Yeah? They always come back. 322 00:26:38,546 --> 00:26:42,176 Huh. Take me. I can't stand my wife. 323 00:26:43,418 --> 00:26:45,887 But I always go back. 324 00:26:45,954 --> 00:26:48,753 I'm goin' back this weekend. You wanna come? 325 00:26:48,823 --> 00:26:52,692 What? And see your wife? I got a sister. 326 00:26:52,761 --> 00:26:56,357 Yeah? What's she like? 327 00:26:56,431 --> 00:27:00,095 Oh, tall, thin, bluish hair. [Snorts] 328 00:27:00,168 --> 00:27:02,330 Takes tolls on the Golden Gate Bridge. 329 00:27:02,404 --> 00:27:05,203 You'll like her. Yeah. Ah, man. 330 00:27:05,273 --> 00:27:07,208 You wanna come, Melvin? 331 00:27:07,275 --> 00:27:09,210 [Sighs] 332 00:27:09,277 --> 00:27:12,145 I'll tell you what, though. I'll ride with you to Reno. 333 00:27:12,213 --> 00:27:14,148 How's that? 334 00:27:14,215 --> 00:27:16,650 Okay? No. 335 00:27:16,718 --> 00:27:18,710 Yeah! [ Laughs] No. 336 00:27:18,787 --> 00:27:21,484 How you gonna find Lynda, Mel? 337 00:27:21,556 --> 00:27:24,025 Darcy told me where she's been stayin'. 338 00:27:24,092 --> 00:27:27,551 [Radio] ♪ Ramblin' man ♪ 339 00:27:29,264 --> 00:27:31,392 ♪ All the women he's loved♪♪ 340 00:27:31,466 --> 00:27:34,095 Here you go, Mel. 341 00:27:34,169 --> 00:27:36,104 Aw, man. Get rid of that! 342 00:27:36,171 --> 00:27:38,504 ♪♪ [Continues] Put that away. 343 00:27:38,573 --> 00:27:40,565 You sure are a goody, Mel. 344 00:27:46,214 --> 00:27:48,149 [Siren Wailing] 345 00:27:54,889 --> 00:27:58,792 ♪♪ 346 00:28:04,299 --> 00:28:06,291 [Patron Whistling] 347 00:28:06,367 --> 00:28:09,303 Ooh! 348 00:28:09,370 --> 00:28:12,863 ♪ I can't get no ♪ [Patron Whooping] 349 00:28:12,941 --> 00:28:15,604 ♪ Satisfaction ♪ 350 00:28:15,677 --> 00:28:19,239 Whoo! Whoo-ee! ♪ I can't get no ♪ 351 00:28:19,314 --> 00:28:22,216 ♪ Satisfaction ♪ 352 00:28:22,283 --> 00:28:25,981 ♪ But I try and I try ♪ 353 00:28:26,054 --> 00:28:29,547 ♪ And I try and I try ♪ 354 00:28:29,624 --> 00:28:32,685 ♪ I can't get no ♪ 355 00:28:32,761 --> 00:28:35,754 ♪ I can't get no ♪ [Lynda Squealing] 356 00:28:35,830 --> 00:28:39,699 [Patron Whistles] Ohh, whoo! 357 00:28:39,768 --> 00:28:42,738 ♪♪ [Continues] Do you wanna sit over there? 358 00:28:45,874 --> 00:28:49,333 Come here! Hey! 359 00:28:49,410 --> 00:28:52,209 Here they come! Ah! There's a guy out there waving at you. 360 00:28:52,280 --> 00:28:56,149 You ready? What? There's a guy waving at you. 361 00:28:56,217 --> 00:29:00,882 Oh, my God, it's Melvin. Hi, Melvin. 362 00:29:00,955 --> 00:29:04,289 ♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪ 363 00:29:04,359 --> 00:29:06,225 ♪ That's what I say ♪ 364 00:29:09,397 --> 00:29:12,697 What is this? Come out of there. Come home with me. Melvin! 365 00:29:12,767 --> 00:29:15,168 You go home. Get outta here. 366 00:29:15,236 --> 00:29:17,228 You're my wife. You can't be workin' here. 367 00:29:17,305 --> 00:29:20,207 I get off in ten minutes. 368 00:29:20,275 --> 00:29:23,006 [Patron] Sit down, buddy! I'm not waitin' for that. 369 00:29:23,077 --> 00:29:27,481 Come outta here! What do you think you're doin'? 370 00:29:27,549 --> 00:29:30,109 [ Music Stops] [Patrons Shouting, Dancers Squealing] 371 00:29:30,185 --> 00:29:32,245 - Let's go! - I can't. 372 00:29:32,320 --> 00:29:34,414 Why not? I love to dance! 373 00:29:34,489 --> 00:29:36,481 - ♪♪ [Resumes] - Okay, you wanna dance. Here. 374 00:29:36,558 --> 00:29:39,995 Oh, oh! Dance. 375 00:29:40,061 --> 00:29:44,021 - Get the hell off the stage, buddy! - [ People Shouting, Screaming] 376 00:29:47,802 --> 00:29:51,933 How's Darcy, Melvin? She's all right! 377 00:29:52,006 --> 00:29:54,032 [Lynda] I'm sorry, Jerry. 378 00:29:54,108 --> 00:29:57,670 I feel for you, but you know, it can't happen in my place like this. 379 00:29:57,745 --> 00:30:00,237 Ah. I know. 380 00:30:01,516 --> 00:30:04,384 I was gonna leave anyway. Good. Okay. Come on. 381 00:30:04,452 --> 00:30:07,820 ♪ I can't get no ♪ Let's go, girls! 382 00:30:07,889 --> 00:30:10,290 ♪ Satisfaction♪♪ 383 00:30:10,358 --> 00:30:13,851 Bye, Lucy. Bye, Elizabeth. Take care of yourself. 384 00:30:13,928 --> 00:30:16,454 Thanks a lot. 385 00:30:20,869 --> 00:30:23,896 [Machinery Droning] 386 00:30:29,878 --> 00:30:31,813 [Machine Revving] 387 00:30:35,850 --> 00:30:38,752 ♪♪ [Soft Piano] [People Chattering] 388 00:30:43,691 --> 00:30:45,626 Hey, how you doin'? 389 00:30:51,532 --> 00:30:55,299 There's someone here to see you. 390 00:30:56,571 --> 00:30:58,506 Oh, my God. What's the matter? 391 00:31:12,220 --> 00:31:15,952 What do you want, Melvin? I don't wanna fight with you; I don't wanna argue with you. 392 00:31:16,024 --> 00:31:17,959 I'm just complying with the law. 393 00:31:20,395 --> 00:31:23,058 That's your official notification of an interlocutory decree. 394 00:31:23,131 --> 00:31:25,066 It'll be final in six weeks. Ohh. 395 00:31:25,133 --> 00:31:27,932 There's that. You can keep your ring if you want to. 396 00:31:28,002 --> 00:31:32,167 Wait a minute, Melvin. Melvin! You wait! 397 00:31:32,240 --> 00:31:34,800 What does it say about Darcy in here? 398 00:31:34,876 --> 00:31:36,845 I get custody, that's what. 399 00:31:36,911 --> 00:31:38,777 What do you mean, you get custody? 400 00:31:38,846 --> 00:31:42,408 What do you think? I want her bein' around a weird place like this? 401 00:31:42,483 --> 00:31:44,645 Oh, Melvin! Goddamn it! 402 00:31:44,719 --> 00:31:47,416 Lynda! Now, take it easy, pal. All right. 403 00:31:47,488 --> 00:31:49,855 Andy! Hey! 404 00:31:49,924 --> 00:31:52,792 Hey, hey. Don't hurt him. The party's over. 405 00:31:52,860 --> 00:31:56,956 Hey! I'm leavin'. 406 00:32:00,935 --> 00:32:02,870 Make sure he doesn't come back. 407 00:32:04,439 --> 00:32:07,375 Hey, look, Lynda. I'm sorry, but I can't accept this. 408 00:32:07,442 --> 00:32:09,377 Oh, never mind. I quit! [ Fabric Ripping] 409 00:32:09,444 --> 00:32:11,413 [Patrons Whooping] That's great. Thanks, Lynda. 410 00:32:11,479 --> 00:32:13,948 Two-bit joint! Bye! 411 00:32:14,015 --> 00:32:18,476 Bye, Sally. You take care. Hey, did you see that? 412 00:32:18,553 --> 00:32:20,818 [Girls Calling Good-byes] 413 00:32:21,222 --> 00:32:25,023 [Dog Barking] ♪♪ [Country] 414 00:32:25,093 --> 00:32:27,995 ♪ It's a bummer since we've parted ♪ 415 00:32:28,062 --> 00:32:31,726 ♪ We had so much we could look forward to ♪ 416 00:32:32,867 --> 00:32:37,862 ♪ Like getting drunk and petting till our necks were blotchy red ♪ 417 00:32:37,939 --> 00:32:42,741 ♪ And watch TV and pass out at nearly 2:00♪♪ 418 00:32:42,810 --> 00:32:45,780 Where's the butter? [Host] What do you say? 419 00:32:45,847 --> 00:32:48,407 There it is. Hey! They love you, Rocky! 420 00:32:48,483 --> 00:32:50,782 Put that-- Yeah, put that on. 421 00:32:50,852 --> 00:32:53,913 Okay, Rocky. What do you think? Five hundred dollars. Not bad, eh? 422 00:32:53,988 --> 00:32:58,119 Um, I wanna go for the gate. You wanna go for the gate? 423 00:32:58,192 --> 00:33:01,651 Oh, then you'll have to kiss this little checky-wecky good-bye. 424 00:33:01,729 --> 00:33:04,961 Oh, good-bye, Mr. Checky-Wecky. There he goes. 425 00:33:05,033 --> 00:33:06,968 Welcome to Mr. Pocket. [Audience Laughs] 426 00:33:07,035 --> 00:33:09,800 Okay. Now, tell me, Rocky. Listen. 427 00:33:09,871 --> 00:33:13,603 Which gate would you like? Number one? [Melvin] What do you think? 428 00:33:13,674 --> 00:33:15,768 [Darcy] Gate number two! 429 00:33:15,843 --> 00:33:20,144 Number two, two! Three. Number three. No, number three! 430 00:33:20,214 --> 00:33:23,241 Okay. Gorgeous guardians of Easy Street, 431 00:33:23,317 --> 00:33:25,286 it's gate number three! 432 00:33:25,353 --> 00:33:28,289 Well, hey! I told you, didn't I? 433 00:33:28,356 --> 00:33:31,292 [Announcer] To provide interesting subjects for her new Yashica, 434 00:33:31,359 --> 00:33:35,524 a trip to Hawaii on United Airlines! 435 00:33:35,596 --> 00:33:38,122 United, the friendly airline! 436 00:33:38,199 --> 00:33:41,363 I'm jealous. What for? 437 00:33:41,436 --> 00:33:44,736 [TV Continues] Look, honey. That's great. They're gonna go to Hawaii. 438 00:33:44,806 --> 00:33:49,176 They're gonna fly, lie in the sun. You should be happy for her. 439 00:33:49,243 --> 00:33:52,736 Look. Wally's huggin' her. See her smile? 440 00:33:52,814 --> 00:33:56,774 Can I go out and play? Yeah. Turn off the TV. 441 00:33:56,851 --> 00:33:58,786 Sure. 442 00:33:58,853 --> 00:34:00,788 [TV Clicks Off] 443 00:34:03,791 --> 00:34:05,726 [Phone Rings] 444 00:34:09,564 --> 00:34:12,591 - Hello. - Hello, Melvin. 445 00:34:12,667 --> 00:34:16,695 - Well, hey, Lynda. How's it goin'? - How's what goin'? 446 00:34:16,771 --> 00:34:19,935 Well, you know. Anything. Whatever you've got goin'. 447 00:34:20,007 --> 00:34:23,375 Could Darcy come down and see me? 448 00:34:23,444 --> 00:34:27,040 Are you drunk? No, I'm not drunk. 449 00:34:27,115 --> 00:34:30,574 Are you pregnant? What do you mean? 450 00:34:30,651 --> 00:34:32,984 What do you want to ask me a thing like that for? 451 00:34:33,054 --> 00:34:35,785 [Sniffing] [Darcy Chattering Outside] 452 00:34:35,857 --> 00:34:38,793 Well, how pregnant are you, anyway? 453 00:34:38,860 --> 00:34:42,058 I'll tell you what. For your sake, you better hope it's a girl. 454 00:34:42,130 --> 00:34:45,567 What are you talkin' about? You know what I'm talkin' about. 455 00:34:45,633 --> 00:34:47,568 Orange juice. Thank you, Mom. 456 00:34:47,635 --> 00:34:50,002 If that's a boy and it doesn't look like me, 457 00:34:50,071 --> 00:34:52,336 you're in big trouble, you're both in trouble. 458 00:34:52,406 --> 00:34:55,205 I just wanna see Darcy. 459 00:34:55,276 --> 00:34:57,871 Well, listen. Why don't you come out here? 460 00:34:57,945 --> 00:35:00,540 Where? To Vegas. 461 00:35:00,615 --> 00:35:04,416 Come on out to Vegas. I'll marry you there. 462 00:35:04,485 --> 00:35:07,319 What do you wanna marry me for, Melvin? You just divorced me. 463 00:35:07,388 --> 00:35:11,052 'Cause I want to, that's all. I just want to. All right? 464 00:35:11,125 --> 00:35:13,651 Melvin. Yeah. 465 00:35:13,728 --> 00:35:17,859 I've been reading this book called The Magic of Believing. Yeah? What's that? 466 00:35:17,932 --> 00:35:21,630 It's about you. Oh, all right. 467 00:35:21,702 --> 00:35:25,696 It says that you can be anything that you wanna be, 468 00:35:25,773 --> 00:35:29,210 but you just have to believe in yourself. 469 00:35:29,277 --> 00:35:33,578 You believe in yourself. It's just that the believin' has not been enough... 470 00:35:33,648 --> 00:35:36,516 to let you become what you believe you can be. 471 00:35:36,584 --> 00:35:41,454 Well, you know, they didn't burn down Rome in one day. You've gotta keep pluggin'. 472 00:35:41,522 --> 00:35:45,220 Mmm. Well, I've been thinking... 473 00:35:45,293 --> 00:35:47,353 that I haven't been very good to you. 474 00:35:47,428 --> 00:35:52,196 I haven't believed in you like you believe in you. Well, how about this? 475 00:35:52,266 --> 00:35:57,204 How does computer programming sound to you? I've been readin' this book about it. 476 00:35:57,271 --> 00:35:59,797 Computer programming. 477 00:35:59,874 --> 00:36:04,403 Real estate, insurance, anything but bagging magnesium. 478 00:36:04,478 --> 00:36:06,743 Yeah. 479 00:36:06,814 --> 00:36:09,545 You really wanna marry me again, Melvin? 480 00:36:09,617 --> 00:36:12,212 I've been missing you. 481 00:36:14,388 --> 00:36:16,289 How about it? 482 00:36:18,392 --> 00:36:19,758 [Flushing] 483 00:36:24,031 --> 00:36:25,966 Hurry up, Mom. 484 00:36:28,102 --> 00:36:30,037 [Flushing] 485 00:36:34,775 --> 00:36:37,802 They're waiting, Mom. I know. 486 00:36:41,249 --> 00:36:43,480 Something stinks in here. 487 00:36:43,551 --> 00:36:46,612 It's the disinfectant. 488 00:36:46,687 --> 00:36:48,622 Oh. [Sighs] 489 00:36:51,859 --> 00:36:53,794 How do I look? 490 00:36:55,129 --> 00:36:57,064 Fat. 491 00:36:57,131 --> 00:36:59,066 I do, don't I? 492 00:36:59,133 --> 00:37:01,932 But nice. You look real good. Really? 493 00:37:02,003 --> 00:37:03,938 Yeah. Promise? 494 00:37:04,005 --> 00:37:05,940 Yes. Okay. 495 00:37:06,007 --> 00:37:08,169 I'll get it. Come on. 496 00:37:08,242 --> 00:37:10,711 Really? Yeah, you look real good. 497 00:37:10,778 --> 00:37:13,247 [ Melvin] Your dress looks good. [ Lynda] Oh, really? 498 00:37:13,314 --> 00:37:17,877 Looks like you guys are gettin' married just in time. Shut up, Red. 499 00:37:17,952 --> 00:37:21,047 [ Darcy] I can't believe my parents are getting married again! 500 00:37:21,122 --> 00:37:23,057 Will you guys hurry up? 501 00:37:23,124 --> 00:37:25,525 [ Red] Darcy. [ Lynda] The car looks great. 502 00:37:25,593 --> 00:37:27,994 [ Darcy] Come on! [ Red] Let me get that. 503 00:37:28,062 --> 00:37:31,521 Uh, hi. We're the Dummars. The Dummar family. 504 00:37:31,599 --> 00:37:35,161 Not yet. Oh, yes, we are. We're just gettin' married again. 505 00:37:35,236 --> 00:37:38,365 - Would you like a veil? - Oh, yeah. How much are they? 506 00:37:38,439 --> 00:37:40,999 Five dollars. No way! No. We'll take one. 507 00:37:41,075 --> 00:37:43,874 Yes! No, Melvin. Five dollars! 508 00:37:43,944 --> 00:37:45,879 [ No Audible Dialogue] 509 00:37:48,883 --> 00:37:53,514 Well, I will have a veil. But I want a blue one to match my suit. 510 00:37:53,587 --> 00:37:55,488 Good. 511 00:37:56,757 --> 00:37:58,726 [ Melvin] Nice, huh? 512 00:37:58,793 --> 00:38:01,194 Yeah. [Darcy] Wow. 513 00:38:01,262 --> 00:38:03,754 - Pretty. - [Owner] And on the music? 514 00:38:03,831 --> 00:38:05,527 Oh, yeah. What do you have? 515 00:38:05,599 --> 00:38:10,560 Uh, well, I got inspirational: "Because." Hawaiian: "The War Chant." 516 00:38:10,638 --> 00:38:13,767 "The War Chant." "Because." 517 00:38:13,841 --> 00:38:16,709 - [Darcy] "The War Chant." - "The War Chant." 518 00:38:16,777 --> 00:38:18,939 "War Chant"! 519 00:38:21,015 --> 00:38:24,076 "Hawaiian War Chant." [Owner] Right. 520 00:38:24,151 --> 00:38:28,452 Very good. That'll be five dollars on the veil, 521 00:38:28,522 --> 00:38:30,457 five dollars on the music, 522 00:38:30,524 --> 00:38:33,892 fifteen dollars on the ceremony, four dollars on the license... 523 00:38:33,961 --> 00:38:39,457 and ten dollars on the witnesses; that's $39 altogether. 524 00:38:39,533 --> 00:38:41,900 The Dummars. 525 00:38:43,771 --> 00:38:47,606 [Clears Throat] Let's see. 526 00:38:47,675 --> 00:38:51,339 Right. That's 39 out of 40. 527 00:38:51,412 --> 00:38:54,246 Aha. Thank you. 528 00:38:54,315 --> 00:38:57,581 Heh. That doesn't leave us much for breakfast, does it? 529 00:38:57,651 --> 00:39:00,416 See, I didn't count on the witnesses. 530 00:39:02,022 --> 00:39:05,823 Yeah. Witnesses. Well, they gotta eat too. You know what I mean? 531 00:39:05,893 --> 00:39:10,354 - Yeah. [Clears Throat] - Right this way. 532 00:39:10,431 --> 00:39:13,333 Here we go. Oh, Melvin, I'm palpitatin'. 533 00:39:13,401 --> 00:39:16,394 ♪♪ [Hawaiian] 534 00:39:18,506 --> 00:39:20,407 ♪♪ [Continues] 535 00:39:32,720 --> 00:39:35,451 ...death do us part. 536 00:39:35,523 --> 00:39:39,290 Till death do us part. 537 00:39:39,360 --> 00:39:42,694 Till death do us part. 538 00:39:42,763 --> 00:39:45,323 Till death do us part. 539 00:39:45,399 --> 00:39:47,527 Lynda, Melvin. 540 00:39:47,601 --> 00:39:50,867 I now pronounce you man and wife. 541 00:39:50,938 --> 00:39:53,498 ♪♪ [Resumes] 542 00:39:53,574 --> 00:39:57,306 Well, this is it, Melvin. Yeah. 543 00:39:58,345 --> 00:40:00,746 [Camera Shutter Snaps] 544 00:40:00,815 --> 00:40:05,082 [Owner] Nice. Real nice. 545 00:40:06,153 --> 00:40:08,145 [Clears Throat] 546 00:40:10,090 --> 00:40:11,991 [ Laughs] 547 00:40:13,227 --> 00:40:15,162 [All Chattering] 548 00:40:18,699 --> 00:40:21,601 [ Moaning] Ohh! 549 00:40:21,669 --> 00:40:23,604 [Witness] Are you all right, George? 550 00:40:23,671 --> 00:40:25,936 Hal? [ Moaning] 551 00:40:26,006 --> 00:40:28,771 [ Lynda] Hey, I'm sorry! Ohh. 552 00:40:28,843 --> 00:40:32,939 [Witness] I better take him home. Hal, we need some help. 553 00:40:33,013 --> 00:40:36,506 ♪♪ [Continues] [ Moaning] 554 00:40:36,584 --> 00:40:40,453 Hal, pay 'em off. [ Lynda] I'm awful sorry. 555 00:40:46,093 --> 00:40:49,757 Now what am I gonna do? I've got three couples comin' in at 11:00. 556 00:40:49,830 --> 00:40:51,765 [ Lynda] Throw your rice. 557 00:40:51,832 --> 00:40:54,666 Uhhh-- Red! [ Laughs] 558 00:40:54,735 --> 00:40:57,000 Maybe we should talk about that. 559 00:40:57,071 --> 00:41:00,667 ♪♪ [Hawaiian] 560 00:41:42,383 --> 00:41:45,217 Oh, boy. 561 00:41:45,286 --> 00:41:48,381 [Melvin] Come on. Come on. 562 00:41:48,455 --> 00:41:51,448 Come on. Come on, baby. 563 00:41:52,960 --> 00:41:54,326 Yes. 564 00:41:54,395 --> 00:41:58,162 Yeah! Big 10! [ Darcy, Melvin Cheering] 565 00:41:58,232 --> 00:42:01,031 Come on! Eight, eight! 566 00:42:01,101 --> 00:42:04,970 [Groaning] Well, it's all right. Don't worry about it. 567 00:42:05,039 --> 00:42:08,032 It's okay. Hey! 568 00:42:08,108 --> 00:42:10,304 Come on. Let's go. Okay. 569 00:42:10,377 --> 00:42:13,074 Ten. Twenty! Come on! 570 00:42:13,147 --> 00:42:15,082 Come on, ten! Twenty! 571 00:42:27,595 --> 00:42:30,463 Come on, you guys! What is this? A vacation? 572 00:42:30,531 --> 00:42:33,797 Let's go! Hey, Miles, you're not gonna make no money at that pace! 573 00:42:38,906 --> 00:42:41,842 [Workers Chattering] 574 00:42:44,311 --> 00:42:46,041 I know! I know! 575 00:42:48,048 --> 00:42:49,983 [Chatter Continues] 576 00:42:53,587 --> 00:42:57,615 Hey, Melvin. See that? Milkman of the month. 577 00:42:59,760 --> 00:43:01,626 That's a winner! 578 00:43:05,366 --> 00:43:07,301 Howdy, Melvin. Hey. 579 00:43:08,569 --> 00:43:12,165 Thank you, Bonnie. Mornin'. Hey. Hi, Pete. 580 00:43:12,239 --> 00:43:14,504 There's two-twenty-five this time, Bonnie. 581 00:43:15,776 --> 00:43:18,871 Really. Hmm. 582 00:43:18,946 --> 00:43:21,006 Two-twenty-five is right. See? 583 00:43:21,081 --> 00:43:23,482 See? I'm gonna win that TV. I'm gonna be the milkman of the month. 584 00:43:23,550 --> 00:43:27,885 Well, you're in the lead. You wanna know something? I'm rootin' for you. 585 00:43:27,955 --> 00:43:30,550 Are you married, uh, Bonnie? Bonnie. 586 00:43:30,624 --> 00:43:35,221 Hey, Melvin. Listen, I wanted to tell you. You're doin' a real good job. 587 00:43:35,295 --> 00:43:37,423 Thank you. Only thing is, 588 00:43:37,498 --> 00:43:40,730 you remember that engine you blowed up your first week? 589 00:43:40,801 --> 00:43:44,203 Not now, fellas. I was talkin' to Mr. Rockwood about it. 590 00:43:44,271 --> 00:43:47,935 The only thing we can figure out to do is to deduct it. What! Wait a minute. 591 00:43:48,008 --> 00:43:52,241 [Delgado] Now, take it real easy. 592 00:43:52,312 --> 00:43:54,872 A few dollars a week. You won't even feel it. 593 00:43:54,948 --> 00:43:58,908 That wasn't even my fault. That truck was a piece of junk when you gave it to me! 594 00:43:58,986 --> 00:44:03,617 You signed a note, Melvin. Don't you know I'm on the top to win the Zenith 190-K... 595 00:44:03,691 --> 00:44:06,320 with the triple-scope screen? 596 00:44:06,393 --> 00:44:09,261 Look, Melvin. What can I tell you? 597 00:44:09,329 --> 00:44:12,697 You know we base milkman of the month on the net. 598 00:44:12,766 --> 00:44:16,100 With these deductions, I don't see how you're gonna be in the runnin'. 599 00:44:16,170 --> 00:44:19,698 No, that's my TV, you understand? That's for my wife and my kid-- 600 00:44:19,773 --> 00:44:21,799 Let go, Melvin! 601 00:44:21,875 --> 00:44:24,936 You let go, or you don't come back here tomorrow. 602 00:44:36,890 --> 00:44:40,122 What about it, huh? 603 00:44:40,194 --> 00:44:44,154 [Shouting] Come on! Am I the milkman of the month or not? 604 00:44:44,231 --> 00:44:46,462 Yeah, you're the milkman of the month. 605 00:44:46,533 --> 00:44:50,163 - Get the TV set too? - Yeah, you get the set. 606 00:44:50,237 --> 00:44:53,639 Then go ahead and deduct whatever you want. 607 00:44:56,243 --> 00:44:58,144 You know it. 608 00:45:08,155 --> 00:45:10,647 Hey. Hungry? 609 00:45:33,013 --> 00:45:36,142 He's so cute. 610 00:45:38,919 --> 00:45:40,854 I just love him. 611 00:45:47,961 --> 00:45:50,829 [ Boys Chattering] 612 00:45:56,403 --> 00:45:59,305 ♪♪ [ Playing Harmonica, Stamping In Rhythm] 613 00:46:00,874 --> 00:46:02,809 ♪ If you've got the time ♪ 614 00:46:02,876 --> 00:46:05,505 ♪ Come on and jump and shout Come on ♪ 615 00:46:08,148 --> 00:46:11,084 ♪ If you feel the rhythm Come on and beat it out ♪ 616 00:46:15,389 --> 00:46:17,381 ♪ Shake the ground Shake the ground ♪ 617 00:46:18,926 --> 00:46:20,861 ♪ Shake the ground Shake the ground ♪ 618 00:46:22,529 --> 00:46:25,226 ♪ Shake the ground Shake the ground ♪ Hey, everybody. 619 00:46:25,299 --> 00:46:28,292 ♪ Ooh, Shake the ground Shake the ground ♪♪ 620 00:46:28,368 --> 00:46:30,428 Hi, Dad. 621 00:46:30,504 --> 00:46:32,439 What is that you're drinkin'? 622 00:46:32,506 --> 00:46:34,441 Just a little brandy. 623 00:46:35,609 --> 00:46:38,306 They repossessed the car today. 624 00:46:38,378 --> 00:46:40,313 [TV Host, Indistinct] 625 00:46:41,315 --> 00:46:43,477 Us guys gotta stick together. 626 00:46:45,085 --> 00:46:48,249 Did you hear me? Yeah, I heard you. 627 00:46:49,523 --> 00:46:53,756 Right in the parking lot outside K-Mart. Ah, that's all right. 628 00:46:53,827 --> 00:46:57,457 Sure. What's for supper tonight? 629 00:46:57,531 --> 00:47:00,194 Bell peppers. 630 00:47:00,267 --> 00:47:03,499 Lynda, you know I don't like bell peppers. You keep getting bell peppers. 631 00:47:03,570 --> 00:47:06,506 I got bell peppers. 632 00:47:06,573 --> 00:47:10,510 Shh. The gateway to Easy Street! Gate number two! 633 00:47:10,577 --> 00:47:13,513 All right, then. Which gate do you want? [Darcy] It's gonna be two. 634 00:47:13,580 --> 00:47:16,072 [TV Host] Three? Family argument, guys. 635 00:47:16,149 --> 00:47:18,118 - One. It's gonna be one. - Two! 636 00:47:18,185 --> 00:47:19,983 - Number three. - Come on, two! 637 00:47:20,053 --> 00:47:24,252 [Darcy, Lynda] Number two! Three! Two! Three, three. Two, two. 638 00:47:24,324 --> 00:47:26,293 [ Host] It's number one! 639 00:47:26,360 --> 00:47:29,762 - See? - [Host] Gate number one. 640 00:47:29,830 --> 00:47:33,926 Every time. [Contestants Chattering] 641 00:47:34,001 --> 00:47:39,531 Provides smooth skiing pleasure for up to four people, powered by Hardin Marine! 642 00:47:39,606 --> 00:47:41,802 Wow. 643 00:47:41,875 --> 00:47:46,210 [Announcer] 400-horse power engine. Retails for $12,000! 644 00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:49,648 $12,000! Listen to this! 645 00:47:50,217 --> 00:47:53,585 When you get up there to the gateway, just keep betting up. Bet up, okay? 646 00:47:53,654 --> 00:47:56,249 Come on. Don't settle for nothin'. 647 00:47:57,925 --> 00:48:00,485 But suppose we're ahead a few hundred dollars? 648 00:48:00,560 --> 00:48:02,961 My God, think what we could do with a few hundred dollars! 649 00:48:03,030 --> 00:48:05,329 Try a few thousand on for size. 650 00:48:05,399 --> 00:48:07,698 We could be in Hawaii, with cash besides! 651 00:48:07,768 --> 00:48:10,897 Don't worry about it. Just be brave, baby. Baby? 652 00:48:10,971 --> 00:48:12,906 Yeah! This is show business. 653 00:48:14,841 --> 00:48:19,541 ♪♪ [Drumroll, Orchestra Plays Theme Music] 654 00:48:24,251 --> 00:48:28,814 [Announcer] And now, ladies and gentlemen, the star of Easy Street, 655 00:48:28,889 --> 00:48:32,417 Wally "Mr. Love" Williams! 656 00:48:32,492 --> 00:48:36,520 [Wally] Hey! [Audience Cheering] 657 00:48:44,805 --> 00:48:46,740 Don't stop! Keep that love comin' in! 658 00:48:46,807 --> 00:48:50,869 Okay. You know how it works, and I won't bother you with all those silly rules. 659 00:48:50,944 --> 00:48:54,039 Love is what it's all about. We have acts. You judge 'em. 660 00:48:54,114 --> 00:48:58,279 If they go back to squalor and poverty row, it's your fault, not mine! 661 00:48:58,352 --> 00:49:01,345 [Laughter] But if you love 'em, they go on, maybe to fame and fortune. 662 00:49:01,421 --> 00:49:04,789 That's what the show's all about--love; so without further ado, 663 00:49:04,858 --> 00:49:08,693 let's get a little more love; tell us, Freddy, who is our next guest? 664 00:49:08,762 --> 00:49:13,291 From Anaheim, California, Wally, lovely Lynda Dummar! 665 00:49:13,367 --> 00:49:18,305 [Wally] Lynda Dummar, where are you? Come on down, Lynda. Oh! Oh! 666 00:49:18,372 --> 00:49:22,673 That is Lynda! A little more love for Lynda, please! 667 00:49:22,743 --> 00:49:26,202 More love! Clap for Lynda! [Applause] 668 00:49:26,279 --> 00:49:29,943 Lynda, come on. Come on, Lynda. 669 00:49:30,017 --> 00:49:34,478 Come on. Come on, Lynda. 670 00:49:34,554 --> 00:49:38,514 Come on. How are you, princess? Beautiful aquamarine lady. 671 00:49:38,592 --> 00:49:40,584 [Wolf Whistle] You just look lovely, Lynda. 672 00:49:40,660 --> 00:49:43,220 They love you out there, you know. Thank you, Wally. 673 00:49:43,296 --> 00:49:46,755 Ooh, I bet you're just as talented as you are beautiful. I don't know. 674 00:49:46,833 --> 00:49:49,735 [ Laughs] Little candy box hat and everything. 675 00:49:49,803 --> 00:49:52,602 Your hands are cold. You wanna put them in Uncle Wally's pocket? 676 00:49:52,672 --> 00:49:56,609 No? Smarter than Uncle Wally, aren't you? 677 00:49:56,676 --> 00:49:59,339 So tell me, where are you from, Lynda? 678 00:49:59,413 --> 00:50:02,508 Anaheim, California. Anaheim, California. 679 00:50:02,582 --> 00:50:04,608 That's where Disneyland is. Do you have any little ones? 680 00:50:04,684 --> 00:50:06,619 Ever go to Disneyland with your kids? 681 00:50:06,686 --> 00:50:11,021 Yes. I have a daughter Darcy and a son Farron, who is watching today... 682 00:50:11,091 --> 00:50:14,084 with my mother, also, and I'd like to say hello to them. 683 00:50:14,161 --> 00:50:17,131 - Are you divorced, I hope? - No! 684 00:50:17,197 --> 00:50:19,291 You're not? I'm here with my husband, Melvin. 685 00:50:19,366 --> 00:50:21,835 He's right up there. [Wally] And what does Melvin do? 686 00:50:21,902 --> 00:50:25,202 He's a milkman for Rockwood Dairy. 687 00:50:25,272 --> 00:50:27,605 Great. Without a milkman, how would we get our milk? 688 00:50:27,674 --> 00:50:31,270 You know what I'm saying? Anyway, what are you gonna do for us? 689 00:50:31,344 --> 00:50:36,578 I'm gonna do a tap dance. Okay. Lynda Dummar, I love ya, from Anaheim, California. 690 00:50:36,650 --> 00:50:39,051 You are on! Music, please! 691 00:50:39,119 --> 00:50:41,611 [Applause] 692 00:50:41,688 --> 00:50:43,714 ♪♪ ["I Can't Get No Satisfaction"] 693 00:50:51,198 --> 00:50:54,327 ♪ I can't get no ♪ 694 00:50:54,401 --> 00:50:57,860 ♪ Satisfaction ♪ 695 00:50:57,938 --> 00:50:59,873 ♪ I can't get no ♪ 696 00:50:59,940 --> 00:51:04,207 ♪ Satisfaction ♪ Go take some lessons! 697 00:51:04,277 --> 00:51:07,338 ♪ 'Cause I try and I try ♪ 698 00:51:07,414 --> 00:51:10,475 ♪ And I try and I try ♪ 699 00:51:10,550 --> 00:51:12,485 ♪ I can't get no ♪ 700 00:51:12,552 --> 00:51:14,987 [ Laughing] 701 00:51:15,055 --> 00:51:18,685 ♪ No, no, no ♪ 702 00:51:18,758 --> 00:51:21,091 ♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪ [Audience Clapping Along] 703 00:51:21,161 --> 00:51:24,461 ♪ That's what I say ♪ 704 00:51:25,732 --> 00:51:29,499 ♪ I can't get no ♪ 705 00:51:29,569 --> 00:51:33,233 ♪ Satisfaction ♪ 706 00:51:33,306 --> 00:51:36,435 ♪ I can't get no ♪ 707 00:51:36,510 --> 00:51:39,070 ♪ Satisfaction ♪ 708 00:51:39,146 --> 00:51:42,583 ♪ 'Cause I try And I try ♪ 709 00:51:42,649 --> 00:51:46,518 ♪ And I try and I try ♪ 710 00:51:46,586 --> 00:51:49,750 ♪ I can't get no♪♪ 711 00:51:49,823 --> 00:51:52,884 [Audience Cheering] [Man] All right! 712 00:51:55,762 --> 00:51:59,756 Hold it! Hold it! Hold it! Whoa! 713 00:51:59,833 --> 00:52:01,768 Lynda. Come here, Lynda. 714 00:52:01,835 --> 00:52:05,863 Hold it. Okay, Lynda. That's fantastic. 715 00:52:05,939 --> 00:52:09,706 You know how the game works. Love or hate? Yea or nay? 716 00:52:09,776 --> 00:52:13,440 [Cheering] Yea! They love you! 717 00:52:15,448 --> 00:52:17,383 Come here, come here! 718 00:52:17,450 --> 00:52:19,510 They just love you. 719 00:52:19,586 --> 00:52:25,150 Carol, our golden girl guide to the gate of goodies, how much is that check? 720 00:52:25,225 --> 00:52:28,627 Five hundred dollars! Five hundred dollars for Lynda Dummar. 721 00:52:28,695 --> 00:52:30,789 Isn't she marvelous? [Applause] 722 00:52:30,864 --> 00:52:34,699 Just marvelous. Now tell me. You know how the game works. 723 00:52:34,768 --> 00:52:39,706 You can either keep that check for $500, or you can choose gate one, two or three. 724 00:52:39,773 --> 00:52:43,141 What would you like to do? Keep the check? [Man] Take the money! 725 00:52:43,210 --> 00:52:46,977 [Audience Yelling Advice] Give you the money. 726 00:52:47,047 --> 00:52:49,642 [Wally] She wants to play! 727 00:52:52,986 --> 00:52:56,616 Okay, now, Lynda. Make your selection wisely. 728 00:52:56,690 --> 00:52:59,558 Because fame and fortune could lie behind one of these gates. 729 00:52:59,626 --> 00:53:02,892 Gate one, two or three? What do you say? 730 00:53:02,963 --> 00:53:05,592 [Audience Yelling Advice] 731 00:53:05,665 --> 00:53:09,158 Three, three! Two, two, two! 732 00:53:11,238 --> 00:53:12,831 Three! Two, two! 733 00:53:12,906 --> 00:53:15,432 Ticktock, ticktock, ticktock, ticktock. Two! 734 00:53:15,508 --> 00:53:17,443 Two. The young lady's chosen two. 735 00:53:17,510 --> 00:53:20,446 Lynda Dummar has chosen gate number two. 736 00:53:21,948 --> 00:53:25,441 Freddy, tell us! What's in gate number two? 737 00:53:25,518 --> 00:53:27,749 [Freddy] Broyhill's Rutherford II collection... 738 00:53:27,821 --> 00:53:30,188 provides American traditional at its best. 739 00:53:30,257 --> 00:53:33,557 Solid pine trim, deep seating and high backs, 740 00:53:33,627 --> 00:53:36,062 covered in sturdy 100% printed nylon. 741 00:53:36,129 --> 00:53:39,793 It retails for $1,307! 742 00:53:39,866 --> 00:53:43,462 Ohh! That's a lot of stuffing, Lynda! 743 00:53:43,536 --> 00:53:48,440 ♪♪ [Drumroll] Wait! Rolling thunder! Timpani! 744 00:53:48,508 --> 00:53:52,275 [Screaming] The Golden Gate bonus! 745 00:53:54,581 --> 00:53:57,483 [Freddy] The Currier piano! 746 00:53:57,550 --> 00:54:00,952 Currier, the piano with quality for today's student and tomorrow's performer. 747 00:54:01,021 --> 00:54:04,514 I'll learn! Now with the finish that resists scratches and stains. 748 00:54:04,591 --> 00:54:08,926 And also, Lynda, with that new piano, you're gonna want it tuned and take some lessons. 749 00:54:08,995 --> 00:54:12,124 So you'll need a tuning fork and some sheet music. 750 00:54:12,198 --> 00:54:16,568 So to take care of some of those expenses, take a look at the rest! 751 00:54:16,636 --> 00:54:19,105 [Bell Dinging] $10,000, Lynda! 752 00:54:21,308 --> 00:54:23,243 [Screaming] 753 00:54:23,310 --> 00:54:25,836 Lynda Dummar, your Golden Gate total: 754 00:54:25,912 --> 00:54:28,939 $13,007! 755 00:54:32,352 --> 00:54:34,947 Take the check. Take the check before they take it back! 756 00:54:35,021 --> 00:54:39,391 Oh, come here! Ladies and gentlemen! Hold it. Hold it. 757 00:54:39,459 --> 00:54:41,758 Please, please, please. Settle down. 758 00:54:41,828 --> 00:54:45,162 Please, tell me. This is very important. 759 00:54:45,231 --> 00:54:49,327 Lynda Dummar, do you know what you're going to do with that money? 760 00:54:52,906 --> 00:54:55,842 Ohh. 761 00:54:55,909 --> 00:55:00,313 Yeah. I sure do know what I'm gonna do with the money. 762 00:55:02,582 --> 00:55:06,610 Okay, which will it be? The Sentinel or the Landlord? 763 00:55:06,686 --> 00:55:08,621 The Sentinel. 764 00:55:08,688 --> 00:55:11,089 Oh, good. [Lynda] How much are they again? 765 00:55:11,157 --> 00:55:16,221 Ah, the Sentinel is 59, 900, and the Landlord is 44,000. 766 00:55:16,296 --> 00:55:19,858 We'll take the Landlord. Now, wait a minute, honey. 767 00:55:19,933 --> 00:55:24,735 I won the goddamn money, and we'll take the goddamn Landlord. Shh. 768 00:55:24,804 --> 00:55:29,208 [Clears Throat] So, it's the Landlord. 769 00:55:30,276 --> 00:55:34,680 "Utilities, $62; food, $210, 770 00:55:34,748 --> 00:55:38,116 window payment, 35-- no, $45; 771 00:55:38,184 --> 00:55:40,176 doctor bill, 60. 772 00:55:40,253 --> 00:55:44,247 Well, if we're very, very careful-- Do I get the piano lessons? 773 00:55:46,059 --> 00:55:49,723 Uh-- I think so. 774 00:55:49,796 --> 00:55:52,960 Great! What about the Girl Scout uniform? 775 00:55:53,032 --> 00:55:55,866 I think we're gonna have to wait on that till next month. 776 00:55:55,935 --> 00:55:57,995 Ah, crap, Ma. 777 00:55:58,071 --> 00:56:00,836 Watch your mouth, Darcy. 778 00:56:00,907 --> 00:56:05,675 ♪♪ [Car Horn Playing Melody] Is that Daddy? 779 00:56:05,745 --> 00:56:10,080 It is Daddy! Melvin, Melvin, Melvin. 780 00:56:10,150 --> 00:56:12,051 [Darcy] Wow! 781 00:56:17,023 --> 00:56:18,958 All right! 782 00:56:22,028 --> 00:56:24,327 Well, what do you think? Take it back. 783 00:56:24,397 --> 00:56:26,923 We can't take it back. We'll lose our down payment. 784 00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:29,868 Darcy Lee Dummar, get off that ship! 785 00:56:29,936 --> 00:56:33,270 Beautiful, huh? Oh, take it back, Melvin. 786 00:56:33,339 --> 00:56:36,366 Are you kidding? Darcy Lee, get away from that car! 787 00:56:36,443 --> 00:56:41,541 Cadillac has a signal where the lights go on the minute you go into a tunnel. 788 00:56:41,614 --> 00:56:43,879 It's got an eight-track tape player-- [Slams] 789 00:56:46,619 --> 00:56:50,852 Santa Monica Coast Guard, request weather information. 790 00:56:55,495 --> 00:57:00,297 This is the Santana calling the Santa Monica Coast Guard. Come in. 791 00:57:00,366 --> 00:57:04,633 Come on in, Santa Monica Coast Guard. [ Horn Honks] 792 00:58:02,595 --> 00:58:04,530 What are you doin'? 793 00:58:06,266 --> 00:58:09,862 - I'm leavin' you, Melvin. - I won't ask you back. 794 00:58:09,936 --> 00:58:12,599 Well, I'm never comin' back. I'm not askin' you back. 795 00:58:12,672 --> 00:58:17,474 I'm never comin' back. And you remember half that house is mine, Melvin. 796 00:58:17,544 --> 00:58:19,672 If you leave, you're not gonna get anything. 797 00:58:19,746 --> 00:58:21,715 Melvin, you're a loser! 798 00:58:21,781 --> 00:58:24,046 - Don't call me that! - What do you call it? 799 00:58:24,117 --> 00:58:26,052 The first time we got a prayer of gettin' ahead, 800 00:58:26,119 --> 00:58:30,386 you go out and buy a big, fancy boat and a big, fancy car! 801 00:58:30,456 --> 00:58:33,324 That stuff is an investment. I told you that. 802 00:58:33,393 --> 00:58:35,658 An investment! Yeah. 803 00:58:37,730 --> 00:58:40,723 Okay. Come here. Listen. I'm gonna tell you somethin'. 804 00:58:45,104 --> 00:58:48,131 Now-- Now see that car? 805 00:58:48,207 --> 00:58:52,269 That's not just a car, you know. That's our car. 806 00:58:52,345 --> 00:58:55,543 I used to see cars like that go by on the highway from Reno to Vegas... 807 00:58:55,615 --> 00:58:59,313 and from Vegas to Reno all the time when I was working with my dad. 808 00:58:59,385 --> 00:59:03,254 They went so fast, you could hardly even see 'em. 809 00:59:03,323 --> 00:59:05,815 I used to want one. 810 00:59:05,892 --> 00:59:08,885 Now I've got one. Understand? 811 00:59:08,962 --> 00:59:11,864 We are poor, Melvin. We're poor. 812 00:59:11,931 --> 00:59:14,230 We're not poor. Broke maybe, but we're not poor. 813 00:59:14,300 --> 00:59:18,567 We won the Golden Gate! I won the Golden Gate. 814 00:59:20,673 --> 00:59:25,407 Well, don't go. I don't want you to go. 815 00:59:25,478 --> 00:59:29,074 C'est la vie, Melvin. What's that? 816 00:59:29,148 --> 00:59:31,083 It's French. 817 00:59:31,150 --> 00:59:35,053 I used to dream I'd be a French interpreter. You don't speak French. 818 00:59:35,121 --> 00:59:38,216 I told you it was a dream. 819 00:59:47,166 --> 00:59:49,101 Will I see you again? 820 00:59:49,168 --> 00:59:51,899 Of course you will. 821 00:59:53,640 --> 00:59:55,575 I love you, Dad. 822 01:00:01,014 --> 01:00:02,949 [ Exhales] 823 01:00:19,666 --> 01:00:22,864 Bye, Dad! 824 01:00:22,935 --> 01:00:27,168 [Man On Radio] Santa Monica Coast Guard calling Santana. 825 01:00:27,240 --> 01:00:30,608 17-86 for Santana. 826 01:00:30,677 --> 01:00:34,114 I'm responding to your request for weather conditions for the Southern California area. 827 01:00:53,533 --> 01:00:55,695 [ Knocking] 828 01:00:55,768 --> 01:00:57,862 Is that you, Melvin? Yes, ma'am. 829 01:00:57,937 --> 01:01:01,669 I thought it was you. Yes, ma'am. I got Hi-line, two quarts; Garden Cottage Cheese; 830 01:01:01,741 --> 01:01:03,835 ten-pound box of laundry compound. 831 01:01:03,910 --> 01:01:06,573 Sounds right, Melvin. Wouldn't you like a nice cup of coffee? 832 01:01:06,646 --> 01:01:08,979 Well, not really, ma'am. I got a whole route ahead of me, and-- 833 01:01:09,048 --> 01:01:13,110 It's cold out, Melvin. Come on. Don't you want some coffee? 834 01:01:13,186 --> 01:01:16,350 Wait. [ Mutters] 835 01:01:19,392 --> 01:01:22,920 A nice, hot cup of coffee. Well, I-- 836 01:01:22,995 --> 01:01:25,726 Oh, why not? 837 01:01:25,798 --> 01:01:30,634 Uh, excuse me, Mrs. Worth. Oh, Melva. Mel-va, Mel-vin. Get it? 838 01:01:30,703 --> 01:01:33,070 [ Laughs] Yes, ma'am. 839 01:01:42,482 --> 01:01:46,613 Melvin? Melvin! 840 01:01:49,322 --> 01:01:51,689 Don't forget tomorrow. 841 01:01:51,758 --> 01:01:54,523 Uh, a quart of low-fat and a pound of nippy cheddar. 842 01:02:15,248 --> 01:02:18,685 You had a $1,500 note. I got it right here. 843 01:02:18,751 --> 01:02:21,550 You got $1,000-- Not now, please, huh? [Man]All right! 844 01:02:21,621 --> 01:02:26,252 Abe, what are you doing, milking that thing? You got the $1,000 balance on the truck. 845 01:02:26,325 --> 01:02:30,956 I got $250 on your uniform, which I'll deduct out of next week's salary. 846 01:02:31,030 --> 01:02:33,761 [Woman On P.A.] George, pick up on line 12. That's real cute. 847 01:02:33,833 --> 01:02:36,860 Merry Christmas. $90-a-week interest? 848 01:02:36,936 --> 01:02:40,100 How am I supposed to catch up? I won't do this. 849 01:02:40,173 --> 01:02:43,541 All right, it's up to you. [P.A.] George, line 12. 850 01:02:43,609 --> 01:02:47,876 You want me to get another job? Anyplace you go, you're gonna be workin' for us. 851 01:02:47,947 --> 01:02:51,406 Jim, what about the insurance? No insurance! Talk to Bonnie, would you please? 852 01:02:51,484 --> 01:02:53,612 Did you sell that boat? Yeah! 853 01:02:53,686 --> 01:02:57,282 Well, what about the Cadillac? [Chuckles] They took it! 854 01:02:57,356 --> 01:02:59,882 That's right. They did. Well, I don't know what to tell you. 855 01:02:59,959 --> 01:03:02,622 You're just gonna have to hustle a little more. Ahh, man. 856 01:03:02,695 --> 01:03:07,633 We got, uh, Ralph over here in Artesia. He can use a little help. 857 01:03:07,700 --> 01:03:10,101 Artesia? That's way across the county. I'll never make it in time! 858 01:03:10,169 --> 01:03:14,265 The milk won't even be cold. Did it ever occur to you to get up earlier? 859 01:03:14,340 --> 01:03:16,536 Hey! I get up at 2:30. 860 01:03:16,609 --> 01:03:20,603 Look, I know it is tough. But you're just gonna have to organize your time better. 861 01:03:20,680 --> 01:03:24,447 I've told you a thousand times, planning is the name of the game. 862 01:03:24,517 --> 01:03:26,611 Just sign that. [P.A.] Call for Delgado, line seven. 863 01:03:28,788 --> 01:03:32,520 ♪♪ [Hawaiian] 864 01:03:32,592 --> 01:03:34,618 [Man On P.A.] Ladies and gentlemen, the Tiki Restaurant... 865 01:03:34,694 --> 01:03:38,722 is pleased to wish the employees of the Rockwood Dairy a merry Christmas. 866 01:03:38,798 --> 01:03:42,462 Or, as we say in the islands, Mele Kalikimaka. 867 01:03:42,535 --> 01:03:45,505 Now relax and enjoy the entertainment portion of the evening, 868 01:03:45,571 --> 01:03:47,540 featuring the Tiki Sextette. 869 01:03:47,607 --> 01:03:51,135 I told my wife you sang country, and she's just crazy about country, Mel. 870 01:03:51,210 --> 01:03:53,543 Tell her I'm sorry, will ya? 871 01:03:53,613 --> 01:03:56,105 Delgado was sayin' how you was yellow. 872 01:03:56,182 --> 01:03:59,448 I said if Melvin don't want to sing, that's his right. Yeah? What'd he say? 873 01:03:59,518 --> 01:04:02,784 It ain't what he said, it's what he don't say. You know what I mean? 874 01:04:02,855 --> 01:04:05,654 ♪♪ [Drumroll] [Delgado] All right, you Rockwood people! 875 01:04:05,725 --> 01:04:08,889 Let's hear a big round of applause... 876 01:04:08,961 --> 01:04:12,989 for the Tiki "Santa Claus" Sextette! 877 01:04:13,065 --> 01:04:15,694 [Cheering] 878 01:04:19,372 --> 01:04:24,538 As part of tonight's entertainment, ol' Melvin "milkman of the month" Dummar... 879 01:04:24,610 --> 01:04:26,602 was supposed to sing us a little song. 880 01:04:26,679 --> 01:04:29,046 But I'm afraid-- or am I thrilled-- 881 01:04:29,115 --> 01:04:32,017 that he's chickened out on us. 882 01:04:32,084 --> 01:04:36,249 - [All Moaning] - Hey, I didn't chicken out. 883 01:04:36,322 --> 01:04:39,121 You want a song? All right. I got a song. 884 01:04:39,191 --> 01:04:41,126 [Employees Cheering] 885 01:04:42,128 --> 01:04:44,495 Ohh! 886 01:04:47,300 --> 01:04:49,769 Go get 'em, Melvin! Melvin! 887 01:04:49,835 --> 01:04:52,669 Where's your guitar, Melvin? They repossess it? 888 01:04:52,738 --> 01:04:55,037 [ Employees Laughing] 889 01:04:55,107 --> 01:04:57,406 Here, hold this for me, will ya? 890 01:04:57,476 --> 01:05:00,310 Oh, let's hear it for Melvin! 891 01:05:00,379 --> 01:05:03,747 I wrote this song to "Six Days on the Road." Do you know that? 892 01:05:03,816 --> 01:05:06,149 Sure. That's fine. Yeah. 893 01:05:06,218 --> 01:05:09,211 That's a Dave Dudley song. 894 01:05:12,725 --> 01:05:17,459 ♪♪ 895 01:05:17,530 --> 01:05:21,524 ♪ Well, I pulled out of Rockwood Headed down the Santa Ana Freeway ♪ 896 01:05:21,600 --> 01:05:24,297 Yah-hoo! ♪ I got my Divco wound up ♪ 897 01:05:24,370 --> 01:05:28,205 ♪ And I guess it's runnin' okay ♪ 898 01:05:28,274 --> 01:05:33,679 ♪ I know it's the middle of the night But heck, that's all right ♪ 899 01:05:33,746 --> 01:05:37,945 ♪ 'Cause I'm a milkman for Rockwood and everything's okay ♪ 900 01:05:38,017 --> 01:05:39,952 [Employees Cheering] 901 01:05:40,019 --> 01:05:45,083 ♪ Well, my truck's kind of old and it's awful slow ♪ 902 01:05:45,157 --> 01:05:50,653 ♪ The temperature's hot and the oil pressure is low ♪ 903 01:05:50,730 --> 01:05:53,359 ♪ If I make it through my route tonight ♪ 904 01:05:53,432 --> 01:05:56,095 ♪ Everything will be all right ♪ 905 01:05:56,168 --> 01:05:59,935 ♪ Ten hours on the road And I hope I make it home tonight ♪ 906 01:06:00,006 --> 01:06:04,967 [Man]Sounds like my truck! ♪ I know Delgado will be checkin' my books today ♪ 907 01:06:05,044 --> 01:06:07,036 [Employees Whooping Laughing] 908 01:06:07,113 --> 01:06:12,780 ♪ 'Cause a big milk bill he said I'd have to pay ♪ 909 01:06:12,852 --> 01:06:15,253 ♪ Well, it don't bother me tonight ♪ 910 01:06:15,321 --> 01:06:17,847 ♪ 'Cause I can dodge old Jim all right ♪ 911 01:06:17,923 --> 01:06:21,985 ♪ Twelve hours on the road I just hope I make it home tonight ♪ 912 01:06:22,061 --> 01:06:24,462 [Man] Yah-hoo! ♪ Well, I work like a dog ♪ 913 01:06:24,530 --> 01:06:28,626 ♪ Tryin' to collect my pay ♪ 914 01:06:28,701 --> 01:06:34,140 ♪ All my customers say Can't you come back some other day ♪ 915 01:06:34,206 --> 01:06:37,108 ♪ Well, I don't know what to say ♪ 916 01:06:37,176 --> 01:06:40,112 ♪ But I'd sure like a raise in pay ♪ 917 01:06:40,179 --> 01:06:43,911 ♪ Twenty hours on the road I just hope I make it home tonight ♪♪ 918 01:06:46,719 --> 01:06:48,654 [All Cheering] 919 01:07:07,740 --> 01:07:10,539 ♪♪ [Hawaiian] 920 01:07:10,609 --> 01:07:12,544 [Sighs] 921 01:07:14,080 --> 01:07:16,572 Are you married, Bonnie? 922 01:07:16,649 --> 01:07:20,108 No, I'm not, Melvin Dummar. And neither are you anymore. Yeah. 923 01:07:20,186 --> 01:07:22,485 So what do you say? 924 01:07:22,555 --> 01:07:24,786 Ha! What d'you mean? 925 01:07:24,857 --> 01:07:28,157 I'll take care of you, Melvin, till you get back up on your feet again. 926 01:07:28,227 --> 01:07:30,162 I got child support money saved up. 927 01:07:30,229 --> 01:07:32,164 You got a kid? I got two kids. 928 01:07:32,231 --> 01:07:34,860 Ohh. Now listen, Melvin. I got a cousin up in Utah. 929 01:07:34,934 --> 01:07:40,202 Lost his lease on a gas station. We run it right, we got a thousand a month clear. 930 01:07:40,272 --> 01:07:44,607 Now, I have been waitin' for this moment, and the moment is now. 931 01:07:44,677 --> 01:07:46,646 Is that net? 932 01:07:46,712 --> 01:07:50,513 Don't you come swingin' your dick around my cashier's office no more. 933 01:07:50,583 --> 01:07:52,518 You're a Mormon girl! You talk like that? 934 01:07:52,585 --> 01:07:54,520 You bet your ass. 935 01:08:00,459 --> 01:08:03,156 [ Exhales] Well, huh. 936 01:08:03,229 --> 01:08:05,164 When do we leave? Tonight. 937 01:08:51,410 --> 01:08:54,608 Melvin, come upstairs. Mr. Rodgers is on the phone. 938 01:08:54,680 --> 01:08:56,615 All right. 939 01:09:00,186 --> 01:09:02,348 That's five. Excuse me. 940 01:09:07,426 --> 01:09:09,725 You're gonna get a coronary, hurryin' around like that. 941 01:09:09,795 --> 01:09:12,264 Well, it's better than starvin', ain't it? 942 01:09:15,000 --> 01:09:19,700 Well, I'm sorry, Mr. Rodgers, but I went all the way down there, and he just wasn't there. 943 01:09:19,772 --> 01:09:21,707 Well, I can't-- [TV Newscaster, Indistinct] 944 01:09:24,410 --> 01:09:29,348 Yes. Yes, I understand. Of course I'll give him the message. 945 01:09:29,415 --> 01:09:32,044 Okay. Okay. Yes. Good-bye. 946 01:09:32,117 --> 01:09:35,713 He's not gonna deliver the gas on Monday unless he gets a check. 947 01:09:35,788 --> 01:09:37,882 Well, let's give him one. Huh? 948 01:09:37,957 --> 01:09:40,290 [ Laughs] What check? 949 01:09:40,359 --> 01:09:43,124 Well, he's not gonna give us gas till we give him a check, 950 01:09:43,195 --> 01:09:46,597 we'll give him a check. But our check's no good. 951 01:09:46,665 --> 01:09:48,998 Yeah, I know. But... it's Easter weekend. 952 01:09:49,068 --> 01:09:53,369 I might be able to pump about a thousand gallons, and by Monday it'll be good. 953 01:09:55,608 --> 01:09:59,340 What's that? Howard Hughes died? Uh-huh. 954 01:09:59,411 --> 01:10:02,779 Remember I told you I picked that guy up in the desert? Oh, yeah. 955 01:10:02,848 --> 01:10:04,840 [ Newscaster] Howard Hughes... He told me he was Howard Hughes. 956 01:10:04,917 --> 01:10:07,785 began a number of tests of his huge Boeing Stratoliner. 957 01:10:07,853 --> 01:10:11,017 He didn't look like that though. 958 01:10:11,090 --> 01:10:13,025 Mom, when are we gonna eat? I'm starving. 959 01:10:13,092 --> 01:10:15,618 [Boy] Yeah, when are we gonna eat? In a minute. 960 01:10:15,694 --> 01:10:18,721 [Newscaster] There was one vessel admitted to the test area to act as a fire boat. 961 01:10:18,797 --> 01:10:21,062 [Melvin] What are we havin', anyway? [Bonnie] Bell peppers. 962 01:10:21,133 --> 01:10:26,538 [Melvin]Aah. Raised her nose off of the water with ease. 963 01:10:26,605 --> 01:10:28,574 But no one except Howard Hughes expected it. 964 01:10:40,886 --> 01:10:42,752 ♪♪ [Radio: Country] 965 01:10:45,357 --> 01:10:48,452 Hello, Melvin. Hi. How ya doin'? 966 01:10:48,527 --> 01:10:50,723 All right. Can I help you? 967 01:10:50,796 --> 01:10:55,097 - Yeah. Some cigarettes. - Cigarettes. Uh, what kind do you want? 968 01:10:55,167 --> 01:10:58,604 - Uh, Camels. - Camels. Okay. 969 01:10:58,671 --> 01:11:02,472 That's a man's cigarette. Probably walk a mile for these. 970 01:11:02,541 --> 01:11:06,945 Nowadays they want long ones and filters and-- You want some matches? 971 01:11:07,012 --> 01:11:09,607 Yeah. How much are they? 972 01:11:09,682 --> 01:11:12,151 The matches are free. The cigarettes. 973 01:11:12,217 --> 01:11:14,550 Oh, that's a buck-- A buck? 974 01:11:14,620 --> 01:11:17,556 Uh, wait. Camels. Fifty cents. [ Horn Honking] 975 01:11:19,224 --> 01:11:21,750 [ Honking] I need to get down to Las Vegas, Melvin. 976 01:11:21,827 --> 01:11:23,796 How do I get out of here? 977 01:11:23,862 --> 01:11:26,263 [Honking Continues] Oh, see that right there, by the lake? 978 01:11:26,332 --> 01:11:29,097 That interstate, that's 15. That'll take you right into Vegas. 979 01:11:29,168 --> 01:11:34,232 I was talkin' to this guy. He said if I take 89 and 60, south and across the line. 980 01:11:34,306 --> 01:11:38,539 Listen, I'll be with you in a minute. Guess 15 is the best bet. 981 01:11:40,546 --> 01:11:42,640 [Bonnie] Terry, Sherry, let's go! 982 01:11:42,715 --> 01:11:44,684 Gotta do your homework! 983 01:11:44,750 --> 01:11:48,243 [Girl] Mom. [Boy] Come on! Gimme the ball. 984 01:11:48,320 --> 01:11:51,085 [Sherry] Play catch. 985 01:11:51,156 --> 01:11:55,787 [Bonnie] Hey, come on. Let's go! [Sherry] Mom! 986 01:11:56,895 --> 01:11:58,830 Come on! 987 01:11:58,897 --> 01:12:01,298 I'm standing here. Come. Come on. 988 01:12:13,946 --> 01:12:15,938 Let's go. 989 01:12:28,394 --> 01:12:30,829 [Radio] ♪ Oh, yeah, what'd I say ♪ 990 01:12:31,997 --> 01:12:35,058 ♪ Hey, hey ♪ 991 01:12:35,134 --> 01:12:37,603 ♪ She's about a mover ♪ 992 01:12:37,669 --> 01:12:40,366 ♪ She's about a mover ♪ 993 01:12:40,439 --> 01:12:43,068 ♪ She's about a mover ♪ 994 01:12:43,142 --> 01:12:45,168 ♪ She's about a mover ♪ 995 01:12:45,244 --> 01:12:47,145 ♪ Hey, hey ♪ 996 01:12:47,212 --> 01:12:51,206 [Scoffs] ♪ What'd I say ♪ 997 01:12:51,283 --> 01:12:53,946 ♪ She's about a mover ♪ 998 01:12:54,019 --> 01:12:56,614 ♪ She's about a mover ♪ 999 01:12:56,688 --> 01:13:00,250 ♪ Well, you know I love you, baby ♪ 1000 01:13:00,325 --> 01:13:05,525 ♪ Oh, yeah What'd I say Hey, hey♪♪ 1001 01:13:05,597 --> 01:13:08,795 [ Laughing] Good night, Melvin. 1002 01:13:12,371 --> 01:13:16,672 Bonnie! Bonnie! Yeah? What? 1003 01:13:16,742 --> 01:13:19,837 I gotta go into town. Take care of everything, will ya? 1004 01:13:19,912 --> 01:13:22,507 You got it. I'll be back. 1005 01:13:22,581 --> 01:13:24,072 Bye. 1006 01:13:53,946 --> 01:13:56,882 Yes, we'll send you an invoice with your order. 1007 01:13:56,949 --> 01:13:57,882 And your P.O. number? 1008 01:14:00,586 --> 01:14:03,852 No, that one is out of stock. It's on reorder. 1009 01:14:03,922 --> 01:14:05,686 Life of Brigham Young. Yes. 1010 01:14:05,757 --> 01:14:10,354 Make the check out to the Church of Latter-Day Saints. 1011 01:14:11,663 --> 01:14:14,132 Yes. The main office, Church of Latter-Day Saints, 1012 01:14:14,199 --> 01:14:16,896 Mormon Square, Salt Lake City, Utah. 1013 01:14:17,903 --> 01:14:20,463 84119. 1014 01:14:20,539 --> 01:14:24,203 Mm-hmm. That's it. Church of Latter-Day Saints. 1015 01:14:51,169 --> 01:14:54,105 [Whooping] 1016 01:15:02,814 --> 01:15:06,307 [Phone Ringing] [Bonnie] Hello? 1017 01:15:06,385 --> 01:15:08,377 [Man] Let me be the first to congratulate you, Mrs. Dummar. 1018 01:15:08,453 --> 01:15:11,082 A document believed to be Howard Hughes's will has been discovered, 1019 01:15:11,156 --> 01:15:13,284 naming 16 beneficiaries! 1020 01:15:13,358 --> 01:15:15,224 One of whom is Mr. Melvin Dummar! 1021 01:15:15,294 --> 01:15:17,126 Oh, my God. [Phone Clattering] 1022 01:15:19,598 --> 01:15:23,467 Melvin! Melvin! Oh, my God! 1023 01:15:23,535 --> 01:15:27,438 Melvin! Melvin! [Screaming] 1024 01:15:31,877 --> 01:15:33,903 What's goin' on? [Yelling Incoherently] 1025 01:15:39,651 --> 01:15:42,587 [ Everyone Talking At Once] 1026 01:15:49,962 --> 01:15:51,988 Calvin, I want you to move them down! 1027 01:15:52,064 --> 01:15:54,499 [ Hubbub Continues] 1028 01:15:54,566 --> 01:15:58,526 How did you and Melvin meet? He was the milkman of the month. 1029 01:15:58,604 --> 01:16:01,506 Well, at least I won't have to sell night crawlers anymore. 1030 01:16:01,573 --> 01:16:04,737 [ Reporter] What is the most amount of money you ever saw? 1031 01:16:29,701 --> 01:16:32,830 What a crowd here! How you doin', Pops? [ Laughs] 1032 01:16:32,904 --> 01:16:35,032 Good to see you. Dwayne Edwards, my favorite attorney. 1033 01:16:35,107 --> 01:16:37,702 Where's Melvin? Over there. 1034 01:16:37,776 --> 01:16:42,612 Melvin, how are ya? Hey, how you doin'? Haven't seen you in a while. 1035 01:16:42,681 --> 01:16:46,140 Couple of years. Gotta talk to you about some square business. 1036 01:16:46,218 --> 01:16:48,153 Ahh. 1037 01:16:48,220 --> 01:16:52,089 I'll be back. You always have to leave. 1038 01:16:52,157 --> 01:16:55,355 Okay, let's face it. It's gonna be a while before we're gonna see any of this dough. 1039 01:16:55,427 --> 01:16:58,295 So we gotta try to capitalize on it while we're hot. 1040 01:16:58,363 --> 01:17:01,993 They want you on Merv Griffin. But the best dollar offer so far... 1041 01:17:02,067 --> 01:17:04,002 comes from a T-shirt manufacturer. 1042 01:17:04,069 --> 01:17:06,664 Let me tell you, this'll wipe you out. 1043 01:17:06,738 --> 01:17:10,470 What do you think? [Man] "Would you lend me a quarter?" 1044 01:17:10,542 --> 01:17:13,376 It's kinda cute, isn't it? Well, think about this. 1045 01:17:13,445 --> 01:17:15,607 The main thing is the press conference tomorrow. What? 1046 01:17:15,681 --> 01:17:17,650 You got a press conference tomorrow. Press--Aww. 1047 01:17:17,716 --> 01:17:21,278 [Vehicles Honking, People Chattering] 1048 01:17:26,658 --> 01:17:28,957 [Honking Continues] 1049 01:17:33,965 --> 01:17:36,332 Ladies and gentlemen, I want you to meet Mr. Melvin Dummar; 1050 01:17:36,401 --> 01:17:39,735 his wife Bonnie; their children; his attorney, Dwayne Edwards. 1051 01:17:39,805 --> 01:17:42,104 I want to tell you up front, I don't want any litigation questions. 1052 01:17:42,174 --> 01:17:44,200 Questions only on the basis of the will. 1053 01:17:44,276 --> 01:17:47,110 Everybody understand that? No litigation questions. First question. 1054 01:17:47,179 --> 01:17:49,671 [Man] Mr. Dummar. Howard Hughes' company, the Summa Corporation, 1055 01:17:49,748 --> 01:17:52,081 claims that this will is a forgery. What did I just tell you! 1056 01:17:52,150 --> 01:17:53,584 I'm gonna have you thrown outta here! [Arguing] 1057 01:17:53,652 --> 01:17:56,178 [Argument Continues] 1058 01:17:56,254 --> 01:18:00,316 [Reporter] Did you really believe the man you picked up was Hughes? 1059 01:18:00,392 --> 01:18:03,624 Well, I don't know. He said he was Howard Hughes. 1060 01:18:03,695 --> 01:18:05,664 He looked like an old bum. 1061 01:18:05,731 --> 01:18:08,792 - [Reporter] How would Hughes have looked? - Well, neat. Like, healthy. 1062 01:18:08,867 --> 01:18:12,668 This guy was sick. His hands were all wrinkled up. [Reporters Clamoring] 1063 01:18:12,738 --> 01:18:15,765 [Man] Did you ever think a dream like this could come true? 1064 01:18:15,841 --> 01:18:18,333 Well, when you dream about something, it's no problem, 1065 01:18:18,410 --> 01:18:22,211 but... uh-- Melvin, everybody in this country thinks you're lying. 1066 01:18:22,280 --> 01:18:25,808 How does that make you feel? [Reporters Clamoring] 1067 01:18:25,884 --> 01:18:28,319 [All Asking Questions At Once] 1068 01:18:29,788 --> 01:18:33,884 [ Melvin] He was hurt. Maybe he thinks I saved his life. 1069 01:18:33,959 --> 01:18:38,192 [Clamoring Continues] 1070 01:18:38,263 --> 01:18:40,391 I didn't sign the will. I didn't write the will. 1071 01:18:40,465 --> 01:18:42,457 I don't know anything about the will. 1072 01:18:42,868 --> 01:18:44,336 I'm really pleased that he... 1073 01:18:44,402 --> 01:18:48,362 is gonna make, uh-- inherit that $156 million. 1074 01:18:48,440 --> 01:18:51,103 Is that right? 1075 01:18:51,176 --> 01:18:55,910 I sure hope when he gets it, that he remembers that he owes the Rockwood Dairy... 1076 01:18:55,981 --> 01:18:58,746 4,500. Go on, you guys. Clean it up over there. 1077 01:18:58,817 --> 01:19:02,720 [TV Reporter] What kind of guy was Melvin to work with? 1078 01:19:02,788 --> 01:19:07,055 [Delgado] Oh, he was a-- a fine man. Uh... a good worker. 1079 01:19:07,125 --> 01:19:11,062 As a matter of fact, he was, uh, milkman of the month. 1080 01:19:19,838 --> 01:19:21,773 Two bucks. 1081 01:19:21,840 --> 01:19:23,866 You remember me, don't you, Melvin? 1082 01:19:23,942 --> 01:19:28,038 Uh-- I was with ya. We were all together. 1083 01:19:28,113 --> 01:19:31,379 You, me and Howard. 1084 01:19:31,449 --> 01:19:34,886 Uh-- But it was me that give him that quarter. 1085 01:19:34,953 --> 01:19:36,945 Ohh, y-you're the one! 1086 01:19:37,022 --> 01:19:39,355 That's right. 1087 01:19:42,294 --> 01:19:44,092 [Gunshot] [Screams] 1088 01:19:47,699 --> 01:19:49,531 [Screaming, Shouting] 1089 01:19:53,038 --> 01:19:55,633 Melvin! Stop! 1090 01:19:59,010 --> 01:20:00,774 Hold him! I got-- 1091 01:20:00,846 --> 01:20:04,146 Oh, man! Call the police, Bonnie. 1092 01:20:06,151 --> 01:20:10,646 You're a liar! You never saw Howard Hughes! You're a liar, Dummar! 1093 01:20:10,722 --> 01:20:13,692 You never saw him! He never met him in his life! What? 1094 01:20:13,758 --> 01:20:17,251 He's a liar! Get outta here. Just get outta here! 1095 01:20:17,329 --> 01:20:21,494 Who in the hell are you? You're nobody! Ya hear me? Nobody! 1096 01:20:21,566 --> 01:20:25,025 You're nobody either, lady! Get him outta here! 1097 01:20:25,103 --> 01:20:27,072 Go on! [Man Continues Shouting] 1098 01:20:27,138 --> 01:20:29,130 [Siren Wailing] Weirdo! 1099 01:20:29,207 --> 01:20:32,075 [Phone Ringing] 1100 01:20:36,381 --> 01:20:38,543 [Lynda] Hello? [Melvin] Lynda? 1101 01:20:38,617 --> 01:20:42,349 Melvin, is that you? Yeah. It's me. 1102 01:20:42,420 --> 01:20:47,484 Are you all right? Oh, yeah. Sure. I'm all right. 1103 01:20:47,559 --> 01:20:51,087 How you doin'? How's Farron? How's Darcy? 1104 01:20:51,162 --> 01:20:55,600 Oh, wow, Melvin. She is so proud. 1105 01:20:55,667 --> 01:20:58,330 [ Laughs] Yeah? Hey, listen. 1106 01:20:58,403 --> 01:21:02,272 She's not havin' any trouble in school because of this, is she? 1107 01:21:02,340 --> 01:21:05,868 No, no! Don't worry about it. 1108 01:21:09,781 --> 01:21:12,649 Melvin. 1109 01:21:12,717 --> 01:21:14,845 Howard Hughes, huh? 1110 01:21:14,920 --> 01:21:17,116 Yeah. What do you think about that? 1111 01:21:17,188 --> 01:21:20,386 I think it's amazing. Listen, I gotta go. 1112 01:21:20,458 --> 01:21:23,826 Say hi to the kids. Good-bye, Melvin. 1113 01:21:23,895 --> 01:21:26,296 Good-bye, Lynda. [ Phone Clicks] 1114 01:21:39,744 --> 01:21:42,509 [Man] Why did you deliver the will to the church? [Melvin] I was afraid. 1115 01:21:42,580 --> 01:21:47,075 What were you scared of? I was worried about what might be inside. 1116 01:21:47,152 --> 01:21:51,248 - Why was that frightening? - Uh, I don't know. 1117 01:21:51,323 --> 01:21:56,193 Can you give me one reason on earth... 1118 01:21:56,261 --> 01:22:00,323 why this strange man would leave that will with you, Melvin Dummar? 1119 01:22:02,467 --> 01:22:05,494 Uh, well, I don't know. 1120 01:22:05,570 --> 01:22:08,904 I been tryin' to figure that out myself. [Spectators Laugh] 1121 01:22:08,974 --> 01:22:12,103 And did you come up with an answer? No. 1122 01:22:12,177 --> 01:22:16,376 Isn't it true you can't come up with an answer because it never happened that way? 1123 01:22:16,448 --> 01:22:19,384 Now please stand up. Face the judge. 1124 01:22:20,952 --> 01:22:25,447 Place your hand on the Bible. Raise your right hand! 1125 01:22:25,523 --> 01:22:28,618 Do you swear in the name of God that this story... 1126 01:22:28,693 --> 01:22:31,891 about how you received this will is true? 1127 01:22:31,963 --> 01:22:34,455 I do. 1128 01:22:35,967 --> 01:22:40,029 Well, Melvin, if it meant... 1129 01:22:40,105 --> 01:22:42,768 eternal damnation in hell, 1130 01:22:42,841 --> 01:22:45,106 would you still say it just happened that way? 1131 01:22:45,176 --> 01:22:48,704 It's the truth. Of course I would say that. 1132 01:22:48,780 --> 01:22:51,375 [Spectators Murmuring] 1133 01:22:56,621 --> 01:22:59,022 Melvin, turn your chair around and face me, please. 1134 01:22:59,090 --> 01:23:01,025 Yes. Yes, sir. 1135 01:23:08,233 --> 01:23:10,168 Melvin, are you lying? 1136 01:23:10,235 --> 01:23:12,170 Uh, no. No sir. 1137 01:23:16,374 --> 01:23:20,277 Melvin, I want you to know that... 1138 01:23:20,345 --> 01:23:23,941 there is a still, small voice... 1139 01:23:24,015 --> 01:23:27,577 that many people are blessed with... 1140 01:23:27,652 --> 01:23:31,020 that tells them when the truth is being spoken. 1141 01:23:34,059 --> 01:23:38,360 It's been said, "What doth it profit a man... 1142 01:23:38,430 --> 01:23:41,298 "if he gain the whole world, 1143 01:23:41,366 --> 01:23:43,301 yet lose his soul?" 1144 01:23:47,272 --> 01:23:50,970 Now, if you're lying, Melvin, which you are, in my opinion, 1145 01:23:51,042 --> 01:23:53,170 your soul may be in jeopardy, 1146 01:23:53,244 --> 01:23:56,976 but that's not really what I'm concerned with right now. 1147 01:23:57,048 --> 01:24:01,042 I'm--I'm concerned with your hide. 1148 01:24:04,089 --> 01:24:07,184 Because if I find that you're lying before this court, 1149 01:24:08,893 --> 01:24:12,125 I'll make it a special duty to have a piece of your hide. 1150 01:24:14,199 --> 01:24:17,829 I'll direct the district attorney to bring a criminal prosecution against you. 1151 01:24:20,071 --> 01:24:24,167 And I'll make it my special project that, if you're convicted, 1152 01:24:24,242 --> 01:24:26,939 I will recommend that you do time in prison. 1153 01:24:31,783 --> 01:24:34,753 And I want you to know that the Nevada State Prison is no country club, 1154 01:24:34,819 --> 01:24:39,257 like that, uh, Gabbs local jail or wherever it was you served time. 1155 01:24:47,832 --> 01:24:50,529 If you're lying, 1156 01:24:50,602 --> 01:24:53,367 you go straight to Nevada State Prison. 1157 01:24:55,006 --> 01:24:57,669 All right, Melvin? 1158 01:24:57,742 --> 01:24:59,677 You bet. 1159 01:24:59,744 --> 01:25:02,111 Your Honor. 1160 01:25:03,481 --> 01:25:05,416 [Sighs] 1161 01:25:06,484 --> 01:25:08,419 Brother Dummar, 1162 01:25:11,956 --> 01:25:13,891 I want the truth. 1163 01:25:20,198 --> 01:25:22,895 Where did this so-called will come from? 1164 01:25:22,967 --> 01:25:25,527 [Sighs] 1165 01:25:25,603 --> 01:25:30,007 It, uh--Some man brought it by the station where I was workin'. 1166 01:25:31,476 --> 01:25:33,468 He left it there. 1167 01:25:37,015 --> 01:25:41,646 What, are you gonna persist in giving the answers that were elicited from you this morning? 1168 01:25:41,719 --> 01:25:43,711 Is that it? 1169 01:25:43,788 --> 01:25:46,087 Yes, sir. 1170 01:25:46,157 --> 01:25:48,319 Do you know who wrote the will? 1171 01:25:49,727 --> 01:25:51,696 No, I don't. 1172 01:25:51,763 --> 01:25:55,393 Did you in any way participate in the preparation of the will? 1173 01:25:55,466 --> 01:25:58,334 No, sir! 1174 01:26:03,208 --> 01:26:06,007 I've done my best, gentlemen. 1175 01:26:06,077 --> 01:26:07,443 [Spectators Murmuring] 1176 01:26:07,512 --> 01:26:09,504 [Lawyer] Melvin, you did it! 1177 01:26:09,714 --> 01:26:12,684 On July 6, they're gonna determine the validity of the will. 1178 01:26:12,750 --> 01:26:14,878 Like he says, it's the only will we've got. 1179 01:26:14,953 --> 01:26:18,117 That, plus the positive testimony by the handwriting experts. 1180 01:26:18,189 --> 01:26:20,351 I think the will's gonna be admitted to probate. 1181 01:26:20,425 --> 01:26:22,951 You're gonna get your inheritance. You think so? 1182 01:26:23,027 --> 01:26:26,691 Well, it's gonna be a long, long road, but we won the first battle. 1183 01:26:26,764 --> 01:26:29,700 I can tell! [ Exhales] 1184 01:26:29,767 --> 01:26:33,260 The T-shirt people called again. 1185 01:26:33,338 --> 01:26:36,206 Look, they're worth an easy 15,000. 1186 01:26:36,274 --> 01:26:41,144 What d'you say? [ Laughs] No. I--I don't think so, man. 1187 01:26:41,212 --> 01:26:44,011 You can use the cash. 1188 01:26:44,082 --> 01:26:46,017 What's the matter? You wanna get paid? 1189 01:26:46,084 --> 01:26:50,044 No. It's just--They started paving the freeway today down from the gas station. 1190 01:26:50,121 --> 01:26:52,317 Within two weeks you're gonna be pretty lonely up there. 1191 01:26:52,390 --> 01:26:56,122 - Don't worry about me. I'll be all right. - You won, Mel! 1192 01:26:56,194 --> 01:26:58,754 Then, what are you so worried about? 1193 01:26:58,830 --> 01:27:01,595 I just hope you don't have any illusions. 1194 01:27:01,666 --> 01:27:05,159 They're gonna fight it through every court they can-- the relatives, Summa. 1195 01:27:05,236 --> 01:27:08,365 Meanwhile the government will be taking out taxes; the state will be taking out taxes. 1196 01:27:08,439 --> 01:27:12,308 Lawyers will be taking out legal fees. The money is gonna be siphoned off. 1197 01:27:12,377 --> 01:27:16,371 Yeah. I've known that since I first found that will. 1198 01:27:16,447 --> 01:27:18,712 What d'you mean? 1199 01:27:18,783 --> 01:27:23,448 I mean, do you think that Melvin Dummar is gonna get $156 million? 1200 01:27:23,521 --> 01:27:25,956 Or anything like it? 1201 01:27:26,024 --> 01:27:29,552 Nah. I'm not gonna see that money. 1202 01:27:29,627 --> 01:27:31,562 That's all right. 1203 01:27:33,097 --> 01:27:36,090 'Cause you know what happened? 1204 01:27:36,167 --> 01:27:38,102 [Chuckles] 1205 01:27:38,169 --> 01:27:42,869 Howard Hughes sang Melvin Dummar's song. 1206 01:27:42,940 --> 01:27:45,466 That's what happened. 1207 01:27:45,543 --> 01:27:47,478 He sang it. 1208 01:27:49,981 --> 01:27:52,007 [ Laughs] He was funny. 1209 01:27:57,455 --> 01:28:02,758 Yeah. He sang it. "Santa's Souped-up Sleigh." 1210 01:28:02,827 --> 01:28:04,762 I'll see ya. 1211 01:28:08,433 --> 01:28:13,064 Sorry. That's okay. Gave me a chance to get him fed. 1212 01:28:13,137 --> 01:28:16,301 You sure you wanna do this? Are you kidding? See my kids? 1213 01:28:16,374 --> 01:28:19,606 Get 'em up where there's some fresh air? Oh, yeah. 1214 01:28:19,677 --> 01:28:21,908 Go in the back seat. I got some comic books. 1215 01:28:21,979 --> 01:28:24,676 There's a little toy in there for Farron. 1216 01:28:28,586 --> 01:28:33,524 Uh, you're not gonna hassle me when I want 'em back at the end of the summer, are you? 1217 01:28:33,591 --> 01:28:35,787 You got my word. 1218 01:28:35,860 --> 01:28:37,886 That's what I'm afraid of. 1219 01:28:37,962 --> 01:28:42,662 [Melvin] Aw, come on. You know, Bonnie sure is gonna have her hands full this summer. 1220 01:28:42,734 --> 01:28:44,760 [Melvin] Huh... yeah. 1221 01:28:44,836 --> 01:28:46,668 Give us a kiss. 1222 01:29:07,024 --> 01:29:09,755 [ Darcy] Bye, Mom! 1223 01:29:17,735 --> 01:29:19,670 [Thunder Rumbles] 1224 01:29:26,010 --> 01:29:27,945 Don't wake him up. 1225 01:29:30,114 --> 01:29:32,049 I'll try not to. 1226 01:29:48,800 --> 01:29:52,362 How about lettin' me drive? 1227 01:29:52,437 --> 01:29:56,067 - [ Laughs] You? - I'm a darned good driver. 1228 01:29:56,140 --> 01:29:59,133 You haven't driven since they put out the Hudson. 1229 01:29:59,210 --> 01:30:01,805 I'm a darned good driver, I'll bet you. 1230 01:30:05,249 --> 01:30:07,241 All right. 1231 01:30:07,318 --> 01:30:09,310 [ Laughs] 1232 01:30:12,757 --> 01:30:15,317 When we get into Vegas, though, I'm gonna run it in. 1233 01:30:15,393 --> 01:30:19,262 [ Laughs] Slide over. 1234 01:30:24,702 --> 01:30:26,637 Aah. 1235 01:30:31,442 --> 01:30:34,241 [Door Closes] 1236 01:30:59,904 --> 01:31:03,363 ♪ Pack up all my cares and woe ♪ 1237 01:31:03,441 --> 01:31:06,878 ♪ Here I go Singin' low ♪ 1238 01:31:06,944 --> 01:31:09,641 ♪ Bye, bye ♪ 1239 01:31:09,714 --> 01:31:11,774 ♪ Blackbird ♪ 1240 01:31:13,417 --> 01:31:16,546 ♪ Where somebody waits for me ♪ 1241 01:31:16,621 --> 01:31:20,023 ♪ Sugar's sweet So is she ♪ 1242 01:31:20,091 --> 01:31:23,391 ♪ Bye, bye ♪ 1243 01:31:23,461 --> 01:31:26,898 ♪ Blackbird ♪ 1244 01:31:26,964 --> 01:31:33,666 ♪ No one here can love or understand me ♪ 1245 01:31:33,738 --> 01:31:39,939 ♪ Oh, what hard luck stories they all hand me ♪ 1246 01:31:40,011 --> 01:31:43,971 ♪ So won't you make my bed and light the light ♪ 1247 01:31:44,048 --> 01:31:47,382 ♪ I'll be home late tonight ♪ 1248 01:31:47,451 --> 01:31:49,920 ♪ Blackbird ♪ 1249 01:31:49,987 --> 01:31:52,582 ♪ Bye, bye♪♪